- Jun 19, 2003
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Philadelphia Police Say Dog Ate Man
- Thread starter Twista
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Oh, please, cats would hold you hostage for two weeks before they ate you, just so you could take care of them longer.
<--- cat lover.
but but but but, dogs are mans best friend. we should never eat dogs. well, i guess if they eat men, we probably shouldn't be eating them. would almost be cannibalistic.
"Burhart's family said he got Buddy about six months ago for companionship. Despite what happened, nobody seems to blame the dog. Burhart's brothers are now taking care of Buddy and said they are sure that the dog did not kill him.
An autopsy is being performed on the body to determine how Burhart died."
I'd think that would be, um, inconclusive at best, considering the dog's most recent meal plan.
An autopsy is being performed on the body to determine how Burhart died."
I'd think that would be, um, inconclusive at best, considering the dog's most recent meal plan.
You know that funny look your dog gives you when you forget to feed it?
Now I have an idea what the dog is thinking.
Now I have an idea what the dog is thinking.
GagHalfrunt
Lifer
- Apr 19, 2001
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Lyrics from "Marie Provost" by Nick Lowe, recorded somewhere in the late 70's
Mary Provost did not look her best
the day the cops bust into her lonely nest
in the cheap hotel up on Hollywood West
July 29
She´d been lying there for two or three weeks
the neighbours said they never heard a squeak
for hungry eyes that could not speak
said even little doggies have got to eat
She was a winner
that became the doggies dinner
she never meant that much to me
oh ,poor Mary
Mary Provost was a movie queen
mysterious angel of the silent screen
and run like the wind the nation´s young men steam
when Mary crossed the silent screen
Oh ,she came out west from New York
but when the talkies came Mary just couldn´t cope
her pubric said Mary take a walk
all the way back to New York
She was a winner
that became the doggies dinner
she never meant that much to me
but now I see ,poor Mary
Those twin balms didn´t help her sleep
as her nights grew long and her days grew bleak
it´s all downhill once you´ve passed your peak
Mary got ready for that last big sleep
The cops came in and they looked around
throwing up everywhere over what they found
the handywork of Mary´s little dachshund
that hungry little dachshund
She was a winner
that became the doggies dinner
she never meant that much to me
oh ,poor Mary
Poor Mary
poor Mary
poor ,poor Mary
poor Mary
poor Mary .......
Mary Provost did not look her best
the day the cops bust into her lonely nest
in the cheap hotel up on Hollywood West
July 29
She´d been lying there for two or three weeks
the neighbours said they never heard a squeak
for hungry eyes that could not speak
said even little doggies have got to eat
She was a winner
that became the doggies dinner
she never meant that much to me
oh ,poor Mary
Mary Provost was a movie queen
mysterious angel of the silent screen
and run like the wind the nation´s young men steam
when Mary crossed the silent screen
Oh ,she came out west from New York
but when the talkies came Mary just couldn´t cope
her pubric said Mary take a walk
all the way back to New York
She was a winner
that became the doggies dinner
she never meant that much to me
but now I see ,poor Mary
Those twin balms didn´t help her sleep
as her nights grew long and her days grew bleak
it´s all downhill once you´ve passed your peak
Mary got ready for that last big sleep
The cops came in and they looked around
throwing up everywhere over what they found
the handywork of Mary´s little dachshund
that hungry little dachshund
She was a winner
that became the doggies dinner
she never meant that much to me
oh ,poor Mary
Poor Mary
poor Mary
poor ,poor Mary
poor Mary
poor Mary .......
If the man died first and then the dog ate his remains, then the dog acted in self-defense (against starvation because the man couldn't feed the dog if he's dead)
Regardless, my condolences for the family of the man.
Regardless, my condolences for the family of the man.
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