PhD's

[HappyPuppy]

What percentage of them aren't delusional?

 

[Colt45]

I think about the same percentage as vets from 'nam

 

[HappyPuppy]

I said delusional, not disalusioned.

 

[RESmonkey]

University professors are...always busy, unresponsive, and ... mysterious. Delusional? Eh. I wouldn't know.

 

[theflyingpig]

Whatever percentage of them is liberal. That's your answer. Everyone knows this.

 

[MotF Bane]

hi HP

 

[RESmonkey]

Whatever percentage of them is liberal. That's your answer. Everyone knows this.

If we're playing like that, it's what percent of them believe in some crazy religion.
Everyone knows this.

 

[theflyingpig]

If we're playing like that, it's what percent of them believe in some crazy religion.
Everyone knows this.

You aren't a true PhD if you believe in some crazy religion. Religion is the sanctuary of fools. PhD's aren't fools. Everyone knows this.

 

[RESmonkey]

You aren't a true PhD if you believe in some crazy religion. Religion is the sanctuary of fools. PhD's aren't fools. Everyone knows this.

I can't tell if you're trolling or serious. Should I bother?

 

[mav451]

Lol this is really a P&N thread in disguise isn't it?

 

[dighn]

I can't tell if you're trolling or serious. Should I bother?

dude it's theflyingpig. he/she/it transcends such notions.

 

[PlasmaBomb]

dude it's theflyingpig. he/she/it transcends such notions.

Indeed theflyingpig manages to be 100% serious whilst being 100% troll, sometimes if you are really (un)lucky he manages to be 100% annoying too...

 

[Ausm]

Whatever percentage of them is liberal. That's your answer. Everyone knows this.

My brother is a liberal professor with a PHD and he is hardly delusional.

 

[techs]

If by PhD you mean Pretty Heavily Drunk, I'd say most of them.

 

[cronos]

0% cause it's Permanent Head Damage

 

[moshquerade]

Whatever percentage of them is liberal. That's your answer. Everyone knows this.

niiiice

 

[SooperDave]

HP posted on a Sat. night and it wasn't some drunken incoherent
rambling with a reference to shit eating. Next thing you know pigs will fly. Oh, wait.....

 

[Tiamat]

The percentage of them who worked in industry first, then went to get their PhD, then returned to industry.

 

[PaperclipGod]

The percentage of them who worked in industry first, then went to get their PhD, then returned to industry.

Ding ding ding!

 

[IronWing]

PhDs tend to have strange ideas about why people should give them money and no concept whatsoever of what deadlines or contractual obligations are. Other than that, they're usually pretty smart and well socialized.

If you hire one you have to keep it on a short leash and dole out the money as work is completed. Never, never, never, really never, like never squared, give a PhD project money upfront. They'll piss it away on computers and conference attendance and come back for more while trying to get a grad student or undergrad class to do the actual work.

 

[JS80]

My brother is a liberal professor with a PHD and he is hardly delusional.

You're right, he's most likely retarded.

 

[Ausm]

You're right, he's most likely retarded.

Doesn't this GOP tool have a different place to waste bandwidth?

 

[TruePaige]

That thur edumacation must be a tool of the devil!

Dark Ages V2.0

 

[Mucho]

What percentage of them aren't delusional?

The ones who disagree with me!

 

[DangerAardvark]

That thur edumacation must be a tool of the devil!

Dark Ages V2.0

Unless it's from Patriot Bible University. Yes, that's a real place. Yes, it's as stupid as it sounds.