Dear Peyton,
Make it easier on all of us; do the right thing and retire the Monday after the Broncos make their early exit from the playoffs. We know you want a second SB ring but the best way for you to earn one is as a QB coach somewhere. At this point the only record left you can reasonably still achieve is the single-season and all-time INT marks held by Testeverde and Favre. We know you can do it as evidenced by your still NFL leading 17 this year (despite only playing in 9 games), we just don't want to see you try.
Signed,
Every NFL fan