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FoBoT said:
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😀
 
My question is why is your wife Trick or Treating at your house anyway? Is this some sort of errotic fetish or roleplaying fantasy of yours/hers?
 
wow... why is everyone saying this is funny?

this is exactly like every other shitty parody thread on this forum...

is it just because it's oldsmoboat that made it or what? you guys just have a hard on for him or something?

if this was anyone else making the thread it would have been locked immediately.
 
pontifex said:
wow... why is everyone saying this is funny?

this is exactly like every other shitty parody thread on this forum...

is it just because it's oldsmoboat that made it or what? you guys just have a hard on for him or something?

if this was anyone else making the thread it would have been locked immediately.
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Give it up, it was funny.
 
My friend is a cop and he tells me these stories about weird things he runs into during his job.

Tonight he tells me this bizarre story. He tells me he gets a call from this hysterical woman who says she was out trick or treating with her kids. He arrives at the at the end of the block where she called in the complaint.

First thing he notices is that she smells like alcohol. She says they went to this one house and some guy answered the door, naked, with a Playgirl mag in one hand and his microscopic dick in the other hand. He then says something about no trick or treat this year.

Weird huh? But that's not it! He's taking down the address of the house where this occurred and then he asks her for her address. The addresses are the same! Turns out it was her husband. She was so drunk that she didn't even recognize it was her own house!

We can only assume she drinks so much because of him.
 
pontifex said:
My friend is a cop and he tells me these stories about weird things he runs into during his job.

Tonight he tells me this bizarre story. He tells me he gets a call from this hysterical woman who says she was out trick or treating with her kids. He arrives at the at the end of the block where she called in the complaint.

First thing he notices is that she smells like alcohol. She says they went to this one house and some guy answered the door, naked, with a Playgirl mag in one hand and his microscopic dick in the other hand. He then says something about no trick or treat this year.

Weird huh? But that's not it! He's taking down the address of the house where this occurred and then he asks her for her address. The addresses are the same! Turns out it was her husband. She was so drunk that she didn't even recognize it was her own house!

We can only assume she drinks so much because of him.
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-i/10
 
pontifex said:
My friend is a cop and he tells me these stories about weird things he runs into during his job.

Tonight he tells me this bizarre story. He tells me he gets a call from this hysterical woman who says she was out trick or treating with her kids. He arrives at the at the end of the block where she called in the complaint.

First thing he notices is that she smells like alcohol. She says they went to this one house and some guy answered the door, naked, with a Playgirl mag in one hand and his microscopic dick in the other hand. He then says something about no trick or treat this year.

Weird huh? But that's not it! He's taking down the address of the house where this occurred and then he asks her for her address. The addresses are the same! Turns out it was her husband. She was so drunk that she didn't even recognize it was her own house!

We can only assume she drinks so much because of him.
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Ban. 😡
 
pontifex said:
My friend is a cop and he tells me these stories about weird things he runs into during his job.

Tonight he tells me this bizarre story. He tells me he gets a call from this hysterical woman who says she was out trick or treating with her kids. He arrives at the at the end of the block where she called in the complaint.

First thing he notices is that she smells like alcohol. She says they went to this one house and some guy answered the door, naked, with a Playgirl mag in one hand and his microscopic dick in the other hand. He then says something about no trick or treat this year.

Weird huh? But that's not it! He's taking down the address of the house where this occurred and then he asks her for her address. The addresses are the same! Turns out it was her husband. She was so drunk that she didn't even recognize it was her own house!

We can only assume she drinks so much because of him.
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oldsmoboat said:
My wife took the kids out trick or treating. She saw a dark house and assumed it was dark because it was supposed to be spooky. They knocked and some naked weirdo with a Playgirl in one hand and his dick in the other answered the door and said: "sorry no trick or treat this year!".

She was shocked, like a deer in headlights. She's at the end of the block waiting for the cops to show up.
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Too far.

nvr mind didn't see it was a parody thread.
 
pontifex said:
wow... why is everyone saying this is funny?

this is exactly like every other shitty parody thread on this forum...

is it just because it's oldsmoboat that made it or what? you guys just have a hard on for him or something?

if this was anyone else making the thread it would have been locked immediately.
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Absolutely this. Guess Olds is still slobbin' on some mods' crotches (or they took the night off). Give me a fucking break.
 
oldsmoboat said:
My wife took the kids out trick or treating. She saw a dark house and assumed it was dark because it was supposed to be spooky. They knocked and some naked weirdo with a Playgirl in one hand and his dick in the other answered the door and said: "sorry no trick or treat this year!".

She was shocked, like a deer in headlights. She's at the end of the block waiting for the cops to show up.
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you shouldn't do that to your wife.:$
 
pontifex said:
My friend is a cop and he tells me these stories about weird things he runs into during his job.

Tonight he tells me this bizarre story. He tells me he gets a call from this hysterical woman who says she was out trick or treating with her kids. He arrives at the at the end of the block where she called in the complaint.

First thing he notices is that she smells like alcohol. She says they went to this one house and some guy answered the door, naked, with a Playgirl mag in one hand and his microscopic dick in the other hand. He then says something about no trick or treat this year.

Weird huh? But that's not it! He's taking down the address of the house where this occurred and then he asks her for her address. The addresses are the same! Turns out it was her husband. She was so drunk that she didn't even recognize it was her own house!

We can only assume she drinks so much because of him.
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A story has to have at least an element of truth. Everyone knows you have no friends so this story can't be true.
 
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