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Pervs on Halloween

olds

olds

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My wife took the kids out trick or treating. She saw a dark house and assumed it was dark because it was supposed to be spooky. They knocked and some naked weirdo with a Playgirl in one hand and his dick in the other answered the door and said: "sorry no trick or treat this year!".

She was shocked, like a deer in headlights. She's at the end of the block waiting for the cops to show up.
 
oldsmoboat said:
My wife took the kids out trick or treating. She saw a dark house and assumed it was dark because it was supposed to be spooky. They knocked and some naked weirdo with a Playgirl in one hand and his dick in the other answered the door and said: "sorry no trick or treat this year!".

She was shocked, like a deer in headlights. She's at the end of the block waiting for the cops to show up.
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the cops? why? she bothered them at their place of residence, and it was a costume anyway
 
That's one candy to not suck on. 😛

I just hope your kid was not dressed up as the human na'vi character.
 
I would have thought they would have seen worse when venturing into the basement. Well, let's hope next year will bring you a better class of neighbors.
 
wow, some people are just fvcked up. i hope you called the cops.......


......on your stupid wife! she needs to be institutionalized. no lights means no knocky knock! wasting taxpayer dollars....pffft.






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oldsmoboat said:
My wife took the kids out trick or treating. She saw a dark house and assumed it was dark because it was supposed to be spooky. They knocked and some naked weirdo with a Playgirl in one hand and his dick in the other answered the door and said: "sorry no trick or treat this year!".

She was shocked, like a deer in headlights. She's at the end of the block waiting for the cops to show up.
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Somehow I don't picture you having a wife worth opening the door for...................
 
oldsmoboat said:
My wife took the kids out trick or treating. She saw a dark house and assumed it was dark because it was supposed to be spooky. They knocked and some naked weirdo with a Playgirl in one hand and his dick in the other answered the door and said: "sorry no trick or treat this year!".

She was shocked, like a deer in headlights. She's at the end of the block waiting for the cops to show up.
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stupid parody is stupid.
 
Parody threads when you sucker in half the posters who don't realize it's a parody are 10/10! And, far better than the idiotic puns that people think represents a parody.
 
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DrPizza said:
Parody threads when you sucker in half the posters who don't realize it's a parody are 10/10! And, far better than the idiotic puns that people think represents a parody.
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At least those that fall for it fall for the it on the right day so they are "tricked" but get no treats.
 
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