Pervs on Halloween

[olds]

My wife took the kids out trick or treating. She saw a dark house and assumed it was dark because it was supposed to be spooky. They knocked and some naked weirdo with a Playgirl in one hand and his dick in the other answered the door and said: "sorry no trick or treat this year!".

She was shocked, like a deer in headlights. She's at the end of the block waiting for the cops to show up.

 

[Lithium381]

My wife took the kids out trick or treating. She saw a dark house and assumed it was dark because it was supposed to be spooky. They knocked and some naked weirdo with a Playgirl in one hand and his dick in the other answered the door and said: "sorry no trick or treat this year!".

She was shocked, like a deer in headlights. She's at the end of the block waiting for the cops to show up.

the cops? why? she bothered them at their place of residence, and it was a costume anyway

 

[zinfamous]

lol.


awesome.

 

[irishScott]

lol. This has renewed my respect for parody threads. :thumbsup:

 

[Blackjack200]

lol

 

[CRXican]

1/10

 

[Newbian]

That's one candy to not suck on.

I just hope your kid was not dressed up as the human na'vi character.

 

[Born2bwire]

I would have thought they would have seen worse when venturing into the basement. Well, let's hope next year will bring you a better class of neighbors.

 

[SandEagle]

wow, some people are just fvcked up. i hope you called the cops.......


......on your stupid wife! she needs to be institutionalized. no lights means no knocky knock! wasting taxpayer dollars....pffft.






...

 

[SKORPI0]

lol. This has renewed my respect for parody threads. :thumbsup:

http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2202658

 

[disappoint]

You know not everyone has enough credit to buy candy. Sheesh.

 

[Anubis]

how many licks did it take her to get to the center?

 

[classy]

My wife took the kids out trick or treating. She saw a dark house and assumed it was dark because it was supposed to be spooky. They knocked and some naked weirdo with a Playgirl in one hand and his dick in the other answered the door and said: "sorry no trick or treat this year!".

She was shocked, like a deer in headlights. She's at the end of the block waiting for the cops to show up.

Somehow I don't picture you having a wife worth opening the door for...................

 

[Lithium381]

wow and i read the other thread first, too...... i got pwnt

 

[pontifex]

My wife took the kids out trick or treating. She saw a dark house and assumed it was dark because it was supposed to be spooky. They knocked and some naked weirdo with a Playgirl in one hand and his dick in the other answered the door and said: "sorry no trick or treat this year!".

She was shocked, like a deer in headlights. She's at the end of the block waiting for the cops to show up.

stupid parody is stupid.

 

[DrPizza]

Parody threads when you sucker in half the posters who don't realize it's a parody are 10/10! And, far better than the idiotic puns that people think represents a parody.

 

[waggy]

lol

 

[FoBoT]

 

[Stuxnet]

stupid parody is stupid.

adjective noun is adjective

 

[Jaskalas]

That was seriously funny.

 

[Red Squirrel]

lol awesome. I guess they did "trick" instead of "treat" lol

 

[TakeNoPrisoners]

Tl;Dr

 

[Newbian]

Parody threads when you sucker in half the posters who don't realize it's a parody are 10/10! And, far better than the idiotic puns that people think represents a parody.

At least those that fall for it fall for the it on the right day so they are "tricked" but get no treats.

 

[olds]

trying to get me banned...?

 

[thegimp03]

Haha, that was pretty good.