*Perpetual* Office Space appreciation thread

"Um, the people to cake ratio is too high"

 

[MattCo]

Hey, Peterman!

 

[GoingUp]

:beer:

 

[Leetman]

"PC load letter, wtf does that mean?"

 

[MercenaryForHire]

"Two chicks at the same time, man."

- M4H

 

[ElFenix]

yeah, that would be great

 

[MegaloManiaK]

when you come in to work does anyone ever say "looks like somebody has a case of the moundays?

No man, hell no, i believe you'd get you a$$ kicked for saying that.

 

[monk3y]

Michael: It's pretty brilliant. What it does is every time there's a bank transaction where interest is computed, you know, thousands a day? The computer ends up with these fractions of a cent, which it usually rounds off? What this does is takes those little remainders and puts them into an account.
Peter: This sounds familiar.
Michael: Yeah, they did it in Superman 3.
Peter: Right.
Michael: Underrated movie, actually.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Michael: Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.

- M4H

 

[Nemesis77]

Yes, I'm also not a pussy

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

I do not want to go to a federal pound me in the ass prison.

 

[conjur]

"Did you get the memo?"

 

[gigapet]

What exactly would you say.... you do here ?


I admit it, I'm a Michael Bolton fan! I celebrate the guy's entire collection! For my money it doesn't get any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman"!



back up in that ass with a resurrection

 

[Pokey007]

Hey Peter, whats happening?

 

[gigapet]

Tom Smykowski: It's a "Jump to Conclusions Mat"! You see, you have this mat, with different CONCLUSIONS written on it that you could JUMP TO! Michael Bolton: That is the worst idea I've ever heard! Samir: Yes, this is horrible, this idea!



Hi, my name is Steve. I come from a rough area. I used to be addicted to crack but now I am off it and trying to stay clean. That is why I am selling magazine subscriptions.


Bob: Looks like you've been missing quite a bit of work lately.
Well, I wouldn't say I've been MISSING it, Bob.




It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.

What am I gonna do with 40 subscriptions to "Vibe"?

Drew: I'm thinking about taking that new chick from Logistics. If things go right I might be showing her my O-face. You know: Oh! Oh!

 

[Vortex22]

A group of friends and I are on a mission to recreate the entire movie ourselves. I'm Lumberg

 

[gigapet]

Originally posted by: Vortex22
A group of friends and I are on a mission to recreate the entire movie ourselves. I'm Lumberg

can i be peter either that or I have to be the gay guy from the restarant "get a room you two"

 

"So can I get you gentlemen something more to drink? Or maybe something to nibble on? Some Pizza Shooters, Shrimp Poppers or Extreme Fajitas?"

 

[clamum]

<squirrely voice>I'll set the building on fire</squirrely voice>

 

"Lumberg fvcked her."

 

[conjur]

Lawrence: "Hey Peter, check it out, channel 9, it's the breast exams!"

Samir: "This is a fvck!"

Bill Lumbergh: "Ahh, I'm going to have to go ahead and ask you to come in on Sunday, too..."

Chick from Acct: "Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays"

Chick from Acct: "Corporate Accounts Payable...please hold. Corporate Accounts Payable...please hold. Corporate Accounts Payable...please hold. "


And did you notice that Peter lives in the Morningwood Apartments?

 

[Avatar26]

"I did nothing, and it was everything I thought it could be."

 

[Flatline]

This isn't just about me and my dream of doing nothing...

 

[Encryptic]

"Hello, Peter. Whaaaat's haaaapenniiiing?"

"If we get caught laundering money, we're going to Federal Pound-Me-In-The-Ass-Prison."

"Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta..."

 

[Encryptic]

Oh yeah, I almost forgot. If we can get this thread stickied, that would be greeeeeat. Thaaaaaanks...