Perhaps the best CL For Sale Posting I've ever read

[minendo]

http://lubbock.craigslist.org/fuo/3497995326.html

Dresser For Sale- Possessed By Ex Girlfriend - $250 (Earth, TX)

I am selling the dresser that my ex left behind when we split.
Like in our relationship, she felt it wasn't an obligation of hers to move anything along in our union or move anything out when she left.

This dresser has 9 drawers for hiding even everything from the largest load of bullshit to the smallest of emotion
It's made of solid wood and is very sturdy and very heavy - again like my ex but with less pulp.
I believe it is made of oak and not self loathing and hatred
It has a huge trifold mirror that was perfect for each of her faces.

Very few bumps and bruises this dresser is a real keeper and just needs a little TLC - not years of therapy or Daddy's approval.

No reason to create the illusion of a bad childhood because this dresser is willing to provide a purpose for a family - storing clothes with no emotional baggage or snack cakes.

Doesn't bitch, never wonders where you have been and it can be friends with other pieces of furniture without being jealous or complaining. It does not believe the foot stool is a whore!

Drawers slide open freely and easily like my ex but without the aid of alcohol, cash, or credit cards

I am looking to sell it for the same amount of weight she gained in our relationship about $250. That price is not negotiable unlike my ex in any bar on a Saturday Night.

Valued at a lot more and like my ex at that price I am giving it away

Pickup only as I am just one man and like my ex - one guy just won't cut it so bring your friends!

Well worth it if you are a wingman, the adventurous type or a glutton for punishment

DISCLAIMER: Exorcism unnecessary as its evil spirits left having already draining me of anything identifying me as a man and human being

 

[Pr0d1gy]

roflmao

 

[SandEagle]

what, no wood jokes?

 

[Squisher]

:biggrin::thumbsup::biggrin:

 

[zerocool84]

Win

 

[SheHateMe]

He's has such a sense of humor in his writing...yet, it looks like he lives in a shack. Maybe he should be a writer..he might make it big or something.

Why do people take photos of their homes when they look so rundown and dirty?

 

[CPA]

It does not believe the foot stool is a whore!

lol

 

[HendrixFan]

Why do people take photos of their homes when they look so rundown and dirty?

That is probably one of the nicest places you will find in the Lubbock area.

 

[Wreckem]

He's has such a sense of humor in his writing...yet, it looks like he lives in a shack. Maybe he should be a writer..he might make it big or something.

Why do people take photos of their homes when they look so rundown and dirty?

He lives in Earth, TX. Population ~1,000. Total housing units in the city is ~450. It is desperately poor hick/middle of nowhere town in west Texas/lower pan handled so I'd be most houses there probably look similar.

 

[marmasatt]

I spit out my drink with this CL add: Might be a repost, but worth it all the way.

"Mutual touching and stuff, but nothing more than that.....im not gay."

http://craigslol.com/jo-on-rails-48-philly/

 

[Jodell88]

He lives in Earth, TX. Population ~1,000. Total housing units in the city is ~450. It is desperately poor hick/middle of nowhere town in west Texas/lower pan handled so I'd be most houses there probably look similar.

Just looked it up on google maps. I hope they know that they're gonna run out of water in the future.

 

[Wreckem]

Just looked it up on google maps. I hope they know that they're gonna run out of water in the future.

They are on the Ogallala aquifer. Eventually they will be out of water, but there is no telling when.

And Texas in general is going to have a water crisis eventually. A handful of towns across Texas ran out of water last year.

 

[Lemon law]

A CL add worthy of full Steven King Novel.

 

[Tweak155]

The best one was the Grand Am ad. Wish I still had it.

 

[xanis]

Hah! That was good.

 

[xanis]

The best one was the Grand Am ad. Wish I still had it.

Fear not, it's on Best of Craigslist.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/2979885438.html

 

[TurtleCrusher]

Fear not, it's on Best of Craigslist.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/2979885438.html

Hilarious.

 

[EliteRetard]

No wonder I cant sell my cars, I used real pictures and an accurate description.

:hmm: Hrmm...

 

[zinfamous]

I spit out my drink with this CL add: Might be a repost, but worth it all the way.

"Mutual touching and stuff, but nothing more than that.....im not gay."

http://craigslol.com/jo-on-rails-48-philly/

wtf is that?

i can't stop laughing!

 

[Tweak155]

Fear not, it's on Best of Craigslist.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/2979885438.html

OMG YES! Every bit as good as I remember!

 

[bigrash]

hilarious