People with hairpieces that think they are fooling us!!

NFS4

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George Will
Samuel Donaldson
Ted Koppel
Donald Trump
Marv Albert


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Growltiger

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You should get a good list then create a poll. I would vote for Koppel hands down. I can't stand watching him because his hair annoys me.

 

Isla

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I wish guys would leave their receding hairlines alone. I think they are sexy.

Full head of hair=young pup who doesn't know what he is doing and thinks he needs to pee on every tree in sight

Receding hairline/graying=older, wiser dog who knows what to do and doesn't waste his energy on insignificant trees

At least, this is what I think is behind my attraction.

;)
 

AMDJunkie

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Isla, that comparision disturbed me a little.

Everyone is Hollywood is bald. They shave their heads and get perfect wigs that conform flawlessly to the shape of their heads so there's no risk of having your career bomb out because of hair loss.

As for me, when I grow bald, that's the sign I'm too old and to check myself into a death wish stunt performance agency.
 

dugweb

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Originally posted by: AMD Junkie
Isla, that comparision disturbed me a little.

Everyone is Hollywood is bald. They shave their heads and get perfect wigs that conform flawlessly to the shape of their heads so there's no risk of having your career bomb out because of hair loss.

As for me, when I grow bald, that's the sign I'm too old and to check myself into a death wish stunt performance agency.

Are you serious?! thats insane
 

UglyCasanova

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I got premature balding that just started... :(

DAMN GENES, WHYYYYYYY??!!!!!!!! My grandpa did too.
 

wnied

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Burt Reynolds was always funny to watch...I always wanted to see that dead squirrel on his head, just slide off once.

~wnied~
 

Rudee

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Originally posted by: AMD Junkie
Isla, that comparision disturbed me a little.

Everyone is Hollywood is bald. They shave their heads and get perfect wigs that conform flawlessly to the shape of their heads so there's no risk of having your career bomb out because of hair loss.

Um, yeah. Sure
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JeffSpicoli

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There's a theory that every person is born with at least one unique talent. The problem is identifying what that unique talent is. I found mine...

I can always recognize when a man is wearing a toupe. It doesn't matter if it's a good or bad one, or how far away he is. As soon as I see it, it just stands out. There used to be a joke about a hair piece and the punchline was "bad herpes" so, when I turn to my wife and say "bad herpes, 3:00" she knows where to look. I discovered my unique talent watching the old MTV show Remote Control, which was sort of like cool Jeopardy. They had a category called "Toupe or not Toupe". I was never wrong.

Now, how can I capitalize on this????

BTW, I am not ghey.