There's a theory that every person is born with at least one unique talent. The problem is identifying what that unique talent is. I found mine...
I can always recognize when a man is wearing a toupe. It doesn't matter if it's a good or bad one, or how far away he is. As soon as I see it, it just stands out. There used to be a joke about a hair piece and the punchline was "bad herpes" so, when I turn to my wife and say "bad herpes, 3:00" she knows where to look. I discovered my unique talent watching the old MTV show Remote Control, which was sort of like cool Jeopardy. They had a category called "Toupe or not Toupe". I was never wrong.
Now, how can I capitalize on this????
BTW, I am not ghey.