People that use the word SHOTTY instead of SHOTGUN

[BabaBooey]

I was talking with a buddy showing him my new baby,a gift from my uncle,then his friend whom I never met kept using the word shotty and I just wanted to punch him in the mouth...bad...


Not sure why but it was annoying as hell..



And what is a gun reference thread without some gun porn.......:beer:




My 870 marine magnum,unfired yet but heading to the range next weekend.





Glorious porn,12GA. porn that is....

 

[olds]

Neutered with a shotty.

 

[meltdown75]

shotty shotty bang bang

 

[Flammable]

i say shotty..

 

[CrazyLazy]

I say shotty when I play FPS's just because typing out shotgun is a bitch.

 

[mugs]

Spayed, because only a woman would say that.

Same with any other abbreviation that replaces any number of letters with a "y".

Lappy (Laptop)
Sammy (Samsung)
Westy (Westinghouse)
Comfy (comfortable)

Grow a set! And then cut them off, because you don't deserve testicles.


(Btw, there is a 100% chance that your friend's friend plays video games, but that does not excuse him)

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: CrazyLazy
I say shotty when I play FPS's just because typing out shotgun is a bitch.

It's ONE extra letter.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: CrazyLazy
I say shotty when I play FPS's just because typing out shotgun is a bitch.

It's ONE extra letter.

Double-tapping 't' and moving over to 'y' is a very quick move.

 

[NFS4]

I've never heard a shotgun called "shotty" before. I thought a shotty was a shorty which equals pal/buddy.

 

[aesthetics]

Originally posted by: mugs
Spayed, because only a woman would say that.

Same with any other abbreviation that replaces any number of letters with a "y".

Lappy (Laptop)
Sammy (Samsung)
Westy (Westinghouse)
Comfy (comfortable)

Grow a set! And then cut them off, because you don't deserve testicles.


(Btw, there is a 100% chance that your friend's friend plays video games, but that does not excuse him)

I say lappy... but other than that, I don't use those.

Edit: typo

 

[OdiN]

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: CrazyLazy
I say shotty when I play FPS's just because typing out shotgun is a bitch.

It's ONE extra letter.

Just look at his screen name.

 

[CrazyLazy]

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: CrazyLazy
I say shotty when I play FPS's just because typing out shotgun is a bitch.

It's ONE extra letter.

One letter that's the difference between me pwning noobs in cod4 or being that noob. Preferably I wouldn't have to type out anything at all but sometimes you need to.

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: NFS4
I've never heard a shotgun called "shotty" before. I thought a shotty was a shorty which equals pal/buddy.

I thought a shorty was a ho.

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: CrazyLazy

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: CrazyLazy
I say shotty when I play FPS's just because typing out shotgun is a bitch.

It's ONE extra letter.

One letter that's the difference between me pwning noobs in cod4 or being that noob. Preferably I wouldn't have to type out anything at all but sometimes you need to.

I guess there is an upside to playing on a console? :Q

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: NFS4
I've never heard a shotgun called "shotty" before. I thought a shotty was a shorty which equals pal/buddy.

I thought a shorty was a ho.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shorty

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: NFS4
I've never heard a shotgun called "shotty" before. I thought a shotty was a shorty which equals pal/buddy.

I thought a shorty was a ho.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shorty

Based on the first page, it seems I'm right.

 

[BlackTigers]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: NFS4
I've never heard a shotgun called "shotty" before. I thought a shotty was a shorty which equals pal/buddy.

I thought a shorty was a ho.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shorty

"according to black people it means a girl, according to white people it means a small person or dwarf"

oh god

 

[GuitarDaddy]

They should be pisty whipped

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: BlackTigers

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: NFS4
I've never heard a shotgun called "shotty" before. I thought a shotty was a shorty which equals pal/buddy.

I thought a shorty was a ho.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shorty

"according to black people it means a girl, according to white people it means a small person or dwarf"

oh god

LOL

Back in my day (damn I make myself sound old), a "shorty" meant someone you hung out with maybe a little bit younger than you. So my older cousins would call me shorty.

 

[destrekor]

omg omg ooooooomg
ahem. PIC IS NSFW!

 

[txrandom]

At least I don't have a dumb sounding username like bababooey.

 

[meltdown75]

i got my jammy

 

[videogames101]

shotty is for videogames, just an abbreviation, i don't see a problem...

 

[Eeezee]

Hey, there is NOTHING wrong with comfy.

Shotty is totally gay though

 

[paulxcook]

Fortunately the laws of life and death are not determined by your pet peeves.

edit: "bababooey" sounds stupid. I don't think you deserve to have your balls cut off though.