PEOPLE OF PHOENIX . . . ERR, FLAGSTAFF! LOCK YOUR DOORS AND HIDE YOUR WOMEN!

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XMan

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Lifer
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. . . Xerox Man's coming ta town. :p



<< "I'm talkin about a place where the beer flows like wine, where the women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano." >>



Jim Carrey, Dumb and Dumber
 
hzl eyed grl

hzl eyed grl

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<< Sweet, Xerox, whatcha doin in phoenix? me, Pyonir, and Adul all live in phoenix, im sure theres more... >>


He just wanted to be closer to me. ;) :p Heehee
 
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You are transfering to Phoenix at the start of the summer? You are glutten...
 
XMan

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Lifer
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<< You are transfering to Phoenix at the start of the summer? You are glutten...
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I grew up in Phoenix. ;) We used to play basketball outside when it was 120.
 
XMan

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Hey, BTW, can anybody point me toward a reasonably-priced apartment complex in a decent neighborhood? I'm gonna buy a house eventually but I'm going to wait a year to eliminate some debt.
 
pyonir

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<< Hey, BTW, can anybody point me toward a reasonably-priced apartment complex in a decent neighborhood? I'm gonna buy a house eventually but I'm going to wait a year to eliminate some debt. >>


depends on where you wanna live. i lived in a place out in east mesa. there are a lot of nice complexes out there. around the Mesa Dr. to Higley Road. area.
 
Adul

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<< Hey, BTW, can anybody point me toward a reasonably-priced apartment complex in a decent neighborhood? I'm gonna buy a house eventually but I'm going to wait a year to eliminate some debt. >>


what's your budget? what part of town? etc...


and I did the basketball thing in 110+ degree heat. Boy i must have been nuts :D


Anycase

Myself
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and mustang GT live in phoenix. I know they area few more.
 
XMan

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Well . . . I guess 600-700. I'm only paying 500 now, but it looks like most of the cheaper apartments in that range are in South Phoenix.

I found a nice place in Tempe . . .

Pinnacle Grove

So Adul, what's the computer sitch-ee-ay-shun?

We got Fry's, CompUSA, Best Buy, and Micro Center, right?

Any good local computer shops?
 
pyonir

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<< Well . . . I guess 600-700. I'm only paying 500 now, but it looks like most of the cheaper apartments in that range are in South Phoenix.

I found a nice place in Tempe . . .

Pinnacle Grove

So Adul, what's the computer sitch-ee-ay-shun?

We got Fry's, CompUSA, Best Buy, and Micro Center, right?

Any good local computer shops? >>


those are pretty nice apts. there are a LOT of nice apartments in that same stretch of road. are you taking a look here before you move? i would check out all the places down there...there are newer ones but might be a little bit more expensive.
 
Adul

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non that i go to really. I pretty head to fry's or order online. My apartment complex is prety nice. Rent is between 600-700 a month. Includes a washer and drier. I been here for several years now.

There is a fry's in the east vally along I-10 and baseline road. the other is near me on thunderbird near I-17.


http://www.forrent.com/search/detail.asp?site=1006520

this is where i live

they recently opened a ne set of apartments within the same complex behind us. They are nicer then the ones I am in now, but they do cost a bit more.

Also in this area there is an AMC 30, costco, and a bunch of restraunts in the area.
 
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Nice place, Adul! We just may be neighbors. ;)

Here's the most important question of all . . . can you get broadband there? ;)
 
XMan

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Yeah, but I have a Sawz-All, so that kind of negates the effectiveness of a chastity belt.
 
Adul

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cable dsl or wireless? you choose. :D I am on cable now and the service just got good again after the switch from @home. I think they opened upa new node for us so I been getting 500KB/sec downloads at times.
 
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<< PEOPLE OF PHOENIX! LOCK YOUR DOORS AND HIDE YOUR WOMEN! >>



Sounds kinda like the Skinny Little Boy from Cleveland Ohio scenario...

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
Shazam, feeling grand, guess I?ll mosey into town
Raise hell all around and gonna have a good time
Damn you bet I am out to boogie ?til I?m blind
I got a quart of dollar wine to get myself primed
Running down the road I got the back tires smoking
The highway is open, not a cop in sight
And the red light flashing on behalf of my action
The path is clear and then my timing?s right

And I?m a skinny little boy, from Cleveland, Ohio,
Come to chase your women and drink your beer

Second gear down Main Street and roaring into town
Women grab your children, bolt the doors and shut her down
Peeking out from windows while the menfolk pray
They speak in frightened whispers and the weak ones faint
Is it a bird, is it a plane, is it a demon in the air,
Or a fire-breathing, baby-eating, mother-beating bear?
Is it murder, is it rape, is it the Watergate tapes,
Or a mere hallucination caused by folks from outerspace?

No, it?s a skinny little boy, from Cleveland, Ohio,
He?s come to chase your women and drink your beer

Oh my, and here we are, you see him stride into the bar
I got a girl on every arm and three or four to spare
Yeah, and ain?t he neat, dressed to kill from head to feet
The tavern quiets down and people stare in disbelief
He got chrome-plated platforms nine inches high
Batteries in the sole with neon lights on the side
A patent leather jacket with a picture on the back
It?s Marilyn in the nude with some writing on her ass

And it says ?Skinny Little Boy, From Cleveland, Ohio,
He?s Come to Chase Your Women and Drink Your Beer.?

Stand aside from the bar if you haven?t come to drink
Throw your water in the sink, you gimme whiskey in the glass
The bourbon tastes mean, but it sure beats Listerine
Gets your breath twice as clean, and high twice as fast
Run outta Wild Turkey, Jack Daniel?s is fine
Keep your gin and tonic, your Old Ripple wine
Tequila in a pinch, or even vodka?s alright
I got a roarin? in my ears and I got a burnin? in my eyes

And I?m a skinny little boy, from Cleveland, Ohio,
Come to drink your women and chase your beer

Well, people, now you know my story
And you?re aware of my curse
Of how this decent, model citizen was changed by lust and thirst
Take heed of my warning, you walk the straight and narrow trail
You shun the gaily painted ladies, bright lights, and booze as well
Or you?ll be sittin? all alone watching TV home in bed
Your skin?ll start to prickle, your hands?ll start to sweat
You reach for the bottle, just as sure as I stand,
You raise it to your lips, take a drink, and then Shazam!

You?re a skinny little boy, from Cleveland, Ohio
You go chasin? down the women and drinkin? up the beer
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Note this part where the chorus where it gets changed around:


<< And I?m a skinny little boy, from Cleveland, Ohio,
Come to drink your women and chase your beer >>



that would be me, I am from Cleveland, except I'm not skinny...
 
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