People in middle age are stupid.

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Whoozyerdaddy

Whoozyerdaddy

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Originally posted by: Random Variable
Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
What exactly constitutes being middle aged?
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halfway between birth and death
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And who determines that? I mean... if I get hit by a bus tomorrow that would mean I'm currently enjoying my golden years.

I have a sudden urge to scream "You kids get out of my yard!!!!!" I have to pee... wish me luck.
 
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Sluggo

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Jun 12, 2000
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Originally posted by: Random Variable
They mock old people for being old and young people for being young.
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We may be stupid, but not as stupid as the young gangsta punks and the freekin old geezers. :p

We just wander along in our SUVs and wonder how the hell we are going to make all the payments we are obligated to.
 
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Conky

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I'm stoked to be middle aged! I expected to die when I was 30 like most idiots. :laugh:

Bonus is that it's easier to score chicks(don't underestimate experience ;) ) and I still don't need Viagra so that's a plus, lol. Plus, your mom probably thinks I'm hot. :D

:beer:

 
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Rogeee

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I know his mom thinks your hot,zip it whipper snapper, you are to young and inexperianced to understand.
 
edro

edro

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Yeah, Middle Age people are stupid... they don't even know that the plague is caused by fleas on rats.
 
SpunkyJones

SpunkyJones

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Middle age rules. We have enough money to do what ever the hell we want, and are still physically able to do it! :beer:
 
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jemcam

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Originally posted by: SpunkyJones
Middle age rules. We have enough money to do what ever the hell we want, and are still physically able to do it! :beer:
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Plus experience to have the sense to dodge bad situations and know a good one when we see it! I really don't think I had a good grip on things until I was over 35.

And for the record, older women are much, much better than any woman under 30. I'd take a 45 y.o. woman over a 20, 25, or even 30 y.o. any day of the week. Trust me on that one!
 
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TBone48

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Originally posted by: Chryso
We may be stupid but we know how to wear our pants.
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ROFL!! :p

At least if I commit a crime I can run away without getting hogtied by my own clothes.
 
Muadib

Muadib

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Originally posted by: jemcam
Originally posted by: SpunkyJones
Middle age rules. We have enough money to do what ever the hell we want, and are still physically able to do it! :beer:
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Plus experience to have the sense to dodge bad situations and know a good one when we see it! I really don't think I had a good grip on things until I was over 35.

And for the record, older women are much, much better than any woman under 30. I'd take a 45 y.o. woman over a 20, 25, or even 30 y.o. any day of the week. Trust me on that one!
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You are clearly in the minority on that one.:p

 
GuitarDaddy

GuitarDaddy

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Originally posted by: TBone48
Originally posted by: Chryso
We may be stupid but we know how to wear our pants.
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ROFL!! :p

At least if I commit a crime I can run away without getting hogtied by my own clothes.
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Yeah, and we don't have 32 tatoes and 7 piercings for positive identification.
 
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