mmntech
Lifer
Goat farmer.
Pizza's goats are all wearing his panties. But don't tell his wife.
Goat farmer.
I don't wear panties.
Works pretty good for a thermometer...is it snake season or turtle season?Quite right. It's winter you should be wearing your big knickers. You don't want to get draughts. 😱
Quite right. It's winter you should be wearing your big knickers. You don't want to get draughts. 😱
You ever seen a man vomit tortilla soup? Tapatio ain't so good coming out the nose.uclaLabrat, I tried to terrorize your Mom with several graphic, high-def, slow-motion gifs of Schneiderguy sneezing while naked.
They were particularly violent sneezes. The detail was such, you could see each crab fly off his amazingly tiny wee-wee even as the green and yellow snot shot past the untrimmed nose hairs in his hideously pimpled nose.
The worst part? She wanted more. She wanted more! D:
For a moment of cathartic release, you can say anything you want about me, my intelligence, any beliefs or dogma to which I might subscribe, even question the moral proclivities of my family members (presumably of the female persuasion). I won't even get bent out of shape about it.
I won't post funny gifs declaring you to be a troll.
I won't go "Lol! He mad!"
I won't even ask you if you lift.
Just let loose.
Missed you Boomer shot this month? Have some blueberry wine, that should kick start something...Hmmmm... you've been here 7 years and I can't recall once wanting to say "get off my damn lawn" after reading your posts. Your posts are generally rather intelligent.
Nope, nothing bad, mean, etc. to say to you. And, I actually did feel like a jerk the other day when I asked someone why they didn't learn something (that I thought was trivial) in high school.
+1are you offering to unbunch my panties??
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Your mother was a hampster and your father smells of elderberries!
People have their panties in a wad around here.
I never understood the "panties in a wad" metaphor. I mean, to wad them up you'd have to take them off, right? If you took them off and wadded them up, would you still carry them around? I don't know, I'm a guy. But if you don't have your wadded up panties with you then I'm not sure why it's relevant to refer to the fact that they are wadded up. They obviously aren't responsible for a bad mood unless they are at least nearby.