Peanut Butter, The Atheist's Nightmare!

[Moonbeam]

This is rubbish. On average 13 people completely vanish every year and all they find is the empty jar.

 

[Fritzo]

So, I was making a peanut butter sandwich, when I opened the jar and this BIG HAIRY LONG SNAKE POPPED OUT AND LUNGED RIGHT AT ME!!!!


Later I found out it was one of those gag sping loaded snake cans.