Peak reporting achieved!

[IronWing]

Person struck by train just north of Downtown

"The crew of the train was not hurt."

Person struck by train just north of Downtown

A pedestrian was struck by a train on Wednesday afternoon at North Main Avenue and West Fourth Street.

www.kgun9.com

 

[BurnItDwn]

Thankfully train unharmed!

Autistic Reporter: Train Thankfully Unharmed In Crash That Killed One Man

Autistic reporter Michael Falk says the stainless steel CometLiner 2 car was lucky enough to escape unharmed from its collision with a man.

www.theonion.com

 

[Red Squirrel]

 

[SKORPI0]

https://www.demilked.com/stupid-newspaper-headlines/

 

[IronWing]

The BBC achieves peak reporting!

Greenland resembles a Cadbury Creme Egg, with an outer, hard margin enclosing an interior of white ooze.

Greenland is getting a lot of international attention for its mineral resources – but what is hiding under the ice?

The riches thought to lie beneath Greenland's icy terrain have been coveted for more than a century. But how easy are they to access, and will climate change make any difference?

www.bbc.com