Paul Shafer = the suck

RU482

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Somehow, watching the Letterman show has worked it's way into my wife's nightly routine. Lately, they've been letting Paul do a little too much singing. Man that guy sucks
 

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Ever since he started shaving his head he looks like a big walking dick. That and he thinks he's so cool, he looks like a dick with glasses.
 

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APpearantly he is quite "apt" when it comes to music.

Sad to to see the demise of talent by such dreadful means.


Conan's Band on the other hand is fantastic..and they actually get to show off their talent without acting like complete douches...sort of ...
 

TwinkleToes77

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Originally posted by: tennisflip
He's the quintessential sidekick lackey. Doesn't he always just agree with Dave?

I've seen him disagree once.. on the "will it float" segment


but i agree his solo segments suck.
 

GasX

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He's also an angry bitter drunk. At least according to my brother who used to bartend at his local...
 

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Originally posted by: Mwilding
He's also an angry bitter drunk. At least according to my brother who used to bartend at his local...

If you looked like he does and were Letterman's b!tch wouldn't you be an angry bitter drunk also? I think we all would.

I mostly hate him for his Radio Shack commercials. Single most annoying piece of advertising I've seen in quite some time.
 

RU482

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The point where I really started to think he sucked was when he guest hosted when Dave was out (having a kid or something). What a fvcking tool
 

TwinkleToes77

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Originally posted by: redly1
The point where I really started to think he sucked was when he guest hosted when Dave was out (having a kid or something). What a fvcking tool

it was when he had the shingles
 

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kevin eubanks > paul shaffer

the weed jokes about kevin and when he quips in with a good joke during the opening monologue are funny stuff.
 

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Originally posted by: RagingBITCH
Letterman sucks. All those stupid lame gimmicks are just annoying and retarded.

This about sums it up - Schafer is a piece of crap, ugh.
 

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Anyone remember the Family Guy bit with Brian as Paul Shafer and Peter as Letterman? Absolutely hilarious, and summed up the crappiness of the show perfectly.
 

MDE

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Originally posted by: morkinva
Conan's Band on the other hand is fantastic..and they actually get to show off their talent without acting like complete douches...sort of ...


werd

The Gigli\Ben JLo bits on Conan had me rolling on the floor.
 

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Letterman sucks ass! Conan and Leno owns Letterman and his crappy jokes.
 

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I never really understood why Letterman even had his own show. His whole "approach" to interviewing guests is to basically pretend that he doesn't understand whatever it is they do to get them on his show.

Like the other night when Liv Tyler was on, the only thing he basically said was "is an elf a hobbit? Is a _______ a hobbit? What is a hobbit??" It was just stupid. Liv looked hot though.

The best letterman show I ever saw was when he had the shingles and Vince Vaughn was guest hosting. I don't even remember who the guests were, but Vaughn was FREAKING HILARIOUS!! I love that guy's sense of humor...
 

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Paul Shafer is a HUGE man in the music business. He's responsible for assembling some extremely talented bands out there --i.e. the SNL house band. He may be a schmuck, but as a fellow musician, he gets my respect as a musician.
 

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Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
Paul Shafer is a HUGE man in the music business. He's responsible for assembling some extremely talented bands out there --i.e. the SNL house band. He may be a schmuck, but as a fellow musician, he gets my respect as a musician.

Thats' my point. He IS big, but he seels out EVERY NIGHT = douche