"give a man and a woman a lie detector test, they'll both pass up until a certain point. Ask the woman "do you love your man, your family, your home? what you built? "yep" alright, you see Brad Pit or Denzel Washington standing there would you you risk everything you built with your man just to sleep with him?" They'll go "uh they look good but nah I wouldn't" and they'll pass the test.
Ask guys the same thing *boom* "You see that girl passed out behind the dumpster? Would you risk everything for a girl passed out behind a dumpster?"
"ladies, you want to do all your sexing between the ages of 30-50. Here's how sad things are, the value of Vagina's only good from 18-29. Pussy gets old like bread, not like wine"
FUUUUCK this dude is funny, the bear + fish thing was hilarious too.