PASTE YOUR AIM PROFILES HERE!

[upsciLLion]

So my girlfriend calls me a pedophile the other day and I say back to her, "That's a pretty big word for a 12 year old."

😀

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[WHSLacrossekid]

"What I want is what I've not got, What I need is all around me"
-Dave Matthews

"Dont lose the dreams inside your head.. they're only there until you're dead."
-Dave Matthews

Dave Matthews and Friends:
12/12 - Penn State w/ Mike
12/15 - Wachovia Center w/ Dano, Ben, and Jenna
12/17 - Madison Square Garden w/ Danny

Phish:
12/1 - Albany, NY w/ some dude I don't know

R.I.P. Patman - 9/21/03
R.I.P. Molch - 10/12/03
R.I.P. Hecky - 11/06/03
Well, in the end my friend, we will all be together again
-OAR

 

[upsciLLion]

Originally posted by: Pepsi90919
<something about americans having heard of Matthew Good Band>

"It's days like these, ya gotta find it in some other way... It's all or nothing..."

😀 MGB = hooray.

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[OREOSpeedwagon]

Originally posted by: Aimster
"Do not IM me with your problems. I do not care if your boyfriend/girlfriend broke up with you. If your girlfriend broke up with you be a man and move on. Other girls will call you, other girls will annoy you, and other girls will suck your..If your boyfriend broke up with you then there is something obviously wrong with you and it could be your looks or the simple fact that you want some control. Either way I do not care and move on because this is not the end of the world"

Yes I know, not suprising coming from "Aimster"

hey what about those pics of your maxima b1tch?

 

[Tetsuo]

 

[radioouman]

 

[Aimster]

Originally posted by: OREOSpeedwagon

Originally posted by: Aimster
"Do not IM me with your problems. I do not care if your boyfriend/girlfriend broke up with you. If your girlfriend broke up with you be a man and move on. Other girls will call you, other girls will annoy you, and other girls will suck your..If your boyfriend broke up with you then there is something obviously wrong with you and it could be your looks or the simple fact that you want some control. Either way I do not care and move on because this is not the end of the world"

Yes I know, not suprising coming from "Aimster"

hey what about those pics of your maxima b1tch?

check maxima.org

 

[Ladies Man]

Quagmire - In the 80's i was always in bed by 8......... and home by 11! Oh!

Quagmire - Hey how old are you?
16
18? You first.
MOM!
Hey I like where this is going.

Lady - So i got a question for you,what do you do for a living?
Quagmire - Well I got a question for you...what are you still doing here?

Brian:"Where are the bags?"
Stewie: "What the duece do you mean where are the bags, they're righ...RUPERT! I TOLD YOU TO WATCH THE BAGS! You were looking at the boys again, WEREN'T YOU. It's the that stewart isn't it! The one that looks like Tab Hunter!

 

[shopbruin]

my work profile: (when i get home i'll add my home one)

someone on this floor stole my tupperware from the fridge! either that or it was thrown out. thanks!

i'm at work

have a nice day. 🙂

edit: home profile

*fishie smiley face*

I AM A BRUIN COULDN'T BE PROUDER IF YOU CAN'T HEAR ME I'LL SHOUT A LITTLE LOUDER BOOOO SC
*jingles car keys and turns her back*

my website is up! www.imawesome.com allright well its semi up..

warming families - why to knit. =)

www.xanga.com/freesia39

 

[OREOSpeedwagon]

Originally posted by: Aimster

Originally posted by: OREOSpeedwagon

Originally posted by: Aimster
"Do not IM me with your problems. I do not care if your boyfriend/girlfriend broke up with you. If your girlfriend broke up with you be a man and move on. Other girls will call you, other girls will annoy you, and other girls will suck your..If your boyfriend broke up with you then there is something obviously wrong with you and it could be your looks or the simple fact that you want some control. Either way I do not care and move on because this is not the end of the world"

Yes I know, not suprising coming from "Aimster"

hey what about those pics of your maxima b1tch?

check maxima.org

iirc your's was pretty fvcked up, lol

 

[Amorphus]

831 - 8 Letters; 3 Words; 1 Meaning









"I Eat Fish"



















Sum servus Dei.
Xanga

 

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[imported_Mike]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

 

[jaydee]

I hate it when people have a low color contrast in their profile



I find it very annoying



Especially really dark colors; they're the hardest to read.



Because then you have to right-click and drag your cursor over the text just to read it.



When in fact it's probably not worth reading.




(this is all in very low contrasting color schemes)

 

[BaboonGuy]

Originally posted by: zimu
HEY! i'm sure most of you have AOL IM, post your profiles here, or any cool ones from your friends!! you can ignore links, or if yu want import them in!!

Why is a dog better than a woman?
-A dog's parents will never visit you
-A dog limits its time in the bathroom to a quick drink
-A dog never expects flowers
-A dog wil never get mad at you if you forget its birthday
-A dog does not laugh about the previous dogs in your life
-The later you are, the happier a dog is to see you
-A dog does not shop
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Click here. This just always makes me smile!

"I wouldn't belong to any club that would have me as a member."

dogs give it up with just inexpensive peanut butter, most prossies are much more expensive

 

[PowerMacG5]

 

[CaseTragedy]

Work Goal:
To locate the catalogued pornography in the library reserves.

Progress:
7-25: Discovered the existence of said target.
8-4: Befriended male librarian.
8-13: Found lead. Target may be in Special Collections Department.
9-1: Unable to penetrate SC Dept. Defenses tighter than a brand new pair of Speedos?.

Anonymous tips can be sent to:
xxx-xxx-xxxx

 

[Broohaha]

me: pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokoniosis
me: antidisestablishmentariasm
me: antidisestablishmentarialistically
nick: antiyouwritingupbigmeaninglesswordsthatidontcareaboutism

 

[Imported]

yes, yes, y'all
you don't stop
not even when every sign
tells you that you should
- saul williams / , said the shotgun to the head
----------------------------
ntrinsik.com - so i made my own

 

[zimu]

Bahr on his aerospace homework:
"... And 5, 6, and 8 have no sexual connotation."

 

[zimu]

Hey! %n why are you wasting your time reading this, if you want to know who I am IM me.

 

[Danman]

Paullie10685: cash send me tubgril cause i cant get it up

:Q

He really meant to say send me the link cause it's not coming up on the internet..........I still don't know why he wanted it. 😱 😕

 

[Legendary]

The trouble with lying and deceiving is that their efficiency depends entirely upon a clear notion of the truth that the liar and deceiver wishes to hide. In this sense, truth, even if it does not prevail in public, possesses an ineradicable primacy over all falsehoods. - Hannah Arendt

 

[BillGates]

Trillian User

 

[agnitrate]

Mine is the funniest yet by far :

Brokaw : All right, we got it?
Announcer : Uhh no, we've got eaten by wolves.
Brokaw : What? Now come on!
Announcer : Just read it.
Brokaw : Gerald Ford isn't gonna be eaten by wolves.
Announcer : Taft was.
Brokaw : Really? Taft?

-silver