Thanks for the replies everyone.
I have never received any payment from them before, ie. this is my first and only paycheck in queue.
I am still trying to figure out what to do. I'll probably be 'nice' one last time, and if they still give me BS then I'll tell them they have X amount of days to mail me a check and if I don't get it I'll take them to small claims? While I do want more than anything to get my check (the principle, not $), I also do not want to 'incriminate' myself anyhow w/ tax problems. Like I've already said I will report my earnings etc, but are there any other things I can get in trouble for that I would need to do?
Also, I think once the guy claimed an accountant does the paychecks, so if she's real, wouldn't she do the taxes? But if us employees never get any forms or anything, then it's illegal IIRC.
And to whomever asked what exactly they say when I ask, it's too much to type out and there are too many variables and experiences I had when working that raise big red flags.
Lastly, if I do end up giving them 'motivation' to send me my pay, should I do it in person or email/writing?