Passion party

[MedicBob]

One of our nurses had on of these parties. I was at work and really doubt the wife would have even wanted to go. She lives in my area at work and the local police were too busy to help with a prank. BTW, they know her too.

We planned on pulling up with 2 PD cars and the waaaaambulance, lights and etc., up to the house and knocking on the door.

Never happened.

When I told her the plan the next shift, she was disappointed that we couldn't make it. She likes to annoy the neighbors.

 

[Bill Brasky]

Originally posted by: James Bond
Does that seem weird to anyone else that these parties even exist? I guess I can see them existing, but why you would want to go discuss dildo's with relatives is beyond me.

I've gone to the strip club with my cousin before. Yeah it's not the same as a fleshlight party, but still...

 

[oiprocs]

Someone is going to stick a rod in your cooter. Just sayin'.

 

[sciwizam]

Better be updated tonight

 

[SonnyDaze]

Originally posted by: JohnCU
better pregame with some wine to get loosened up

and a few fingers. Especially if you're facing this:

Originally posted by: Kadarin
You should expect lots of dildoes, strap-ons, vibrators, and personal lubricants. Have fun!

 

[AstroManLuca]

Originally posted by: Gooberlx2
huh.....is your cousin religious?

Could it be an Easter thing and everyone is supposed to sit around and watch The Passion of the Christ, and cry and stuff?

if so....yuck.

It would be funny if this was actually true because then you could bring a bunch of dildos and pretend you had no idea.

 

[Fritzo]

:camera:

 

[swbsam]

SOooo.. Do these turn to girl on girl orgies? I mean.. DO.. people try out the stuff together? or.. like.. yeah..

 

[SirStev0]

I am pretty sure in this context your cousin is having a "blame jews for killing christ party".

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A...Semitism#Passion_plays

 

[Aikouka]

One time a couple years ago, I went over to my friend's house and it turns out his step-sister was hosting one of these "passion parties" when I went over >_>. It was a rather awkward experience for me to say the least. They had this interesting powder stuff that was chocolatey that you were supposed to lick off someone :Q!

 

[LilPima]

Originally posted by: Aikouka
One time a couple years ago, I went over to my friend's house and it turns out his step-sister was hosting one of these "passion parties" when I went over >_>. It was a rather awkward experience for me to say the least. They had this interesting powder stuff that was chocolatey that you were supposed to lick off someone :Q!

Is that a purchase suggestion?

 

[xSauronx]

Originally posted by: LilPima

Originally posted by: Aikouka
One time a couple years ago, I went over to my friend's house and it turns out his step-sister was hosting one of these "passion parties" when I went over >_>. It was a rather awkward experience for me to say the least. They had this interesting powder stuff that was chocolatey that you were supposed to lick off someone :Q!

Is that a purchase suggestion?

syrup >> powder

 

[Aikouka]

Originally posted by: LilPima
Is that a purchase suggestion?

*Pours a box on himself*

Give it a try .

:laugh:

Well, I mean if that interests you, you might like it. I remember my other friend getting some sort of enhancing cream stuff. All around an odd time since I'm not exactly the most sexually outgoing person you'll ever meet .

 

[JohnOfSheffield]

Originally posted by: xSauronx

Originally posted by: LilPima

Originally posted by: Aikouka
One time a couple years ago, I went over to my friend's house and it turns out his step-sister was hosting one of these "passion parties" when I went over >_>. It was a rather awkward experience for me to say the least. They had this interesting powder stuff that was chocolatey that you were supposed to lick off someone :Q!

Is that a purchase suggestion?

syrup >> powder

If i want syrup i'll eat pancakes, if i want chocolaty sprinkles i'll eat ice cream, if i want to eat pussy, i want it to taste like pussy.

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: LilPima
My cousin is having a "passion party" this Friday night. Any ideas on what I am to expect? Do you know anyone who has been to one before?

You're going to be touching a lot of dildos, feeling lots of vibrators, and playing/seeing lots of other sex toys or attire.


If they have a Sybian, ask to test drive it... and record a vid for us...

 

[FrustratedUser]

Originally posted by: D1gger

Originally posted by: LilPima

Originally posted by: sactoking

Originally posted by: Kadarin
Cousin != mother/grandmother

You'd be surprised at the *eclectic* mix of guests at one of these things.

Guests are 3 female cousins and their friends, we're all around the same age.

:camera: is mandatory.

QFMFT.

 

[nerp]

Do you really want pics of a group of middle aged sexually frustrated women having what essentially boils down to a tupperware party with innuendo? YAWN.

 

[xSauronx]

Originally posted by: SagaLore

Originally posted by: LilPima
My cousin is having a "passion party" this Friday night. Any ideas on what I am to expect? Do you know anyone who has been to one before?

You're going to be touching a lot of dildos, feeling lots of vibrators, and playing/seeing lots of other sex toys or attire.


If they have a Sybian, ask to test drive it... and record a vid for us...

:laugh::beer:

Originally posted by: JohnOfSheffield

Originally posted by: xSauronx

Originally posted by: LilPima

Originally posted by: Aikouka
One time a couple years ago, I went over to my friend's house and it turns out his step-sister was hosting one of these "passion parties" when I went over >_>. It was a rather awkward experience for me to say the least. They had this interesting powder stuff that was chocolatey that you were supposed to lick off someone :Q!

Is that a purchase suggestion?

syrup >> powder

If i want syrup i'll eat pancakes, if i want chocolaty sprinkles i'll eat ice cream, if i want to eat pussy, i want it to taste like pussy.

i meant chocolate syrup, instead of chocolate powder. this may be news to you....but you can pour it on all sorts of things

or body parts.

just an fyi

 

[greatBLU]

No way, this isn't a joke? These exist? Oh my, so much funny to be had.

 

[QueBert]

Originally posted by: sactoking
I find the idea of buying "marital aids" in a communal setting with one's mother and grandmother to be very disturbing, but somehow women end up doing it all the time.

good $$$, my neighor throws one every few months. While she doesn't like the concept of selling sex toys, she makes good money. We might be in a recession but apparently females "needs" still cause these to be a successful venture for her. She said she pocketed $350 at the last one, and it was just for one evening. I'll sell Dildo's for that kind of money

 

[LilPima]

Anyone want to cross dress and sneak in?

 

[Beau]

Originally posted by: LilPima
Anyone want to cross dress and sneak in?

That might be a bit awkward... You might get accused of stealing when you stand up and people notice somthing in your pocket.

 

[OCGuy]

They are getting really big. My SO was invited to one with all the girls at work.

 

[zebano]

lol my wife never wanted any sex toys. She got talked into one of those by her friends and the rest is history. =)

 

[phoenix79]

Originally posted by: zebano
lol my wife never wanted any sex toys. She got talked into one of those by her friends and the rest is history. =)

She still hasn't ever bought any?