Parshly trained, non visious, presious part shepard puppies on Craigslist!!

[Soundmanred]

We have the most beautiful puppies for sale and are parshly newspaper trained! As of right now only six out of a litter of ten are left , three males and three females. Each one has areadly started to develope thier own personilites and charter. The puppies are a mix breed of German shepard, Grey hound and Pitt. But do not be alarmed, niether the mother or the father are visious in anyway, shape or form. Because the of their mix, each puppy has different coloring and a different shape to them. We do ask for a $20.00 re-homing fee and that the new owners are able to take care of these presious creatures, we do not want these pups used for fighting.
Please only call is serious, you may come and look,play and bond with the puppies at anytime.

 

[OCGuy]

wat

 

[sandorski]

Don't Post drunk.

 

[deadlyapp]

I'm glad ATOT has stooped to the level of copypasta of craigslist ads and then pointing out their spelling fallacies.

Good work sir.

 

[Miramonti]

I get it, this is one of those educational status symbol looking-down-on-you type threads.

 

[OCGuy]

Honestly ATOT has been confusing me more than anything recently.

 

[BoomerD]

<shudder> I was about to assplode...and go all grammar nazi on the op...until I realized what it was about...sometimes, a facepalm just doesn't express the true feelings...

 

[LtPage1]

I get it, this is one of those educational status symbol looking-down-on-you type threads.

If a 2nd grade knowledge of one's native tongue is a status symbol, call me a classist.

 

[Miramonti]

If a 2nd grade knowledge of one's native tongue is a status symbol, call me a classist.

There's nothing wrong with the tongue in the OP, sounded great to me.

/edit: Not to mention...perfect diction makes this ad fiction.

 

[geno]

Parshly.

 

[wiredspider]

at least they didn't throw them in a river?

 

[Tweak155]

You missed italicizing charter. Should be character.

 

[Azraele]

That made me cringe.

 

[Ruptga]

What did you expect on Craigslist?

 

[robphelan]

on the plus side, the puppies are smarter than their owners.

 

[Theb]

Brace for the incoming parodies.

 

[zinfamous]

If a 2nd grade knowledge of one's native tongue is a status symbol, call me a classist.

perhaps it is not their native tongue?

 

[SunnyD]

Sad thing is, that's a scam post. Not joking either. Same text used quite often, with minor changes.

 

[thedarkwolf]

German shepherd, Grey hound and Pitt

ahhh baby killing dog now with more speed

 

[Eli]

It's amazing that some people are able to make it through life....

 

[sandorski]

It's amazing that some people are able to make it through life....

No one does. They're Weak and Die. Pathetic losers all. I refuse to do so and will Win!

 

[JulesMaximus]

Soree, I only like the vishoosh kind.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Don't you get it? the puppies know their owners are lame so, the pups posted this.