Most people keep their parrots locked up in cages, but that begs the question: if we didn't treat parrots like animals, would they behave like animals? So, I've been pondering for quite some time what could we do to stop parrots from behaving like animals. Then, it came to me. Give them ties.
Obvious, isn't it? So obvious that I am surprised that nobody has capitalized on this grand business opportunity. If we dress parrots in ties, they will, thereafter, become as civilized as all who wear ties. Next thing you know, your parrot will be doing your taxes, going to meetings for you, and anything else you could think of doing in a tie! Finally, we can stop locking our parrots up and let them roam unrestricted -- and with a little class.
So far, I've come up with the name for this business: Parroties. I think this will follow the trend of merging words together, which seems to be a viable business move if suitable (har, har!). I have also got a spokesparrot:
What should I do next to further get this idea off the ground?
Obvious, isn't it? So obvious that I am surprised that nobody has capitalized on this grand business opportunity. If we dress parrots in ties, they will, thereafter, become as civilized as all who wear ties. Next thing you know, your parrot will be doing your taxes, going to meetings for you, and anything else you could think of doing in a tie! Finally, we can stop locking our parrots up and let them roam unrestricted -- and with a little class.
So far, I've come up with the name for this business: Parroties. I think this will follow the trend of merging words together, which seems to be a viable business move if suitable (har, har!). I have also got a spokesparrot:
What should I do next to further get this idea off the ground?
