Paris Hilton is promoting "abstinence"

[Pabster]

Kinda like the Marlboro man preaching the benefits of not smoking, right?

 

[JulesMaximus]

Who gives a crap what Paris Hilton promotes? Anyone? Anyone?

 

[shilala]

I'd hit every orifice on that girl and beg her to marry me.
It's the smart thing to do.

 

[Scarpozzi]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Paris Hilton is crap.

Fixed.

 

[Zontor]

The phrase, "Held more balls than a catcher's mitt" comes to mind....

 

[TheNinja]

That's like a pirate promoting wailing on guitars.....or a ninja promoting babysitters.....it's just foolishness!!!!!

 

[ruffilb]

Does she even know what that MEANS?

 

[ruffilb]

Originally posted by: bamacre

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: webcammie

Originally posted by: sao123
hiltons version of abstinence probably promotes oral sex as not being sex.

wait. oral sex is sex?

I think there's been lengthy discussions on that here in the past
Seems to be a matter of opinion.

I think it's sex when a nipple makes its appearance.

Guess ol' Janet had a LOT of sex that night...

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: sao123
hiltons version of abstinence probably promotes oral sex as not being sex.

Also falling under the umbrella of abstinence here? You guessed it, videotaped vaginal poundings.

 

[Czar]

its a bit late for that, she is already born

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: Twista
LMFAOOOOO! She said, "wait till your in love" hheh

What a laugh.

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: MX2times
She also stakes claim to being an actress

Sooooooooooooooooo funny. :laugh:

 

[Britboy]

Originally posted by: Pabster
Kinda like the Marlboro man preaching the benefits of not smoking, right?

In a roundabout way he did 'cos he died of lung cancer!

 

[StrangerGuy]

She should promote "suicide" instead.

 

[AdamSnow]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Who gives a crap what Paris Hilton promotes? Anyone? Anyone?

 

[imported_KirbsAw]

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: sao123
hiltons version of abstinence probably promotes oral sex as not being sex.

Also falling under the umbrella of abstinence here? You guessed it, videotaped vaginal poundings.

That vagina was a stunt double.

 

[blakeatwork]

She's probably just feeling a little stretched out...

 

[jds2006]

lol

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: blakeatwork
She's probably just feeling a little stretched out...

LOL...