Paris Hilton hosts SNL this saturday

Kadarin

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Paris has succeeded in becoming a person who is famous for being famous.
 

nick1985

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she is narsty. you might as well get a life-sized plastic barbie doll and do it, it would be the same thing as doing her...fake and plastic
 

Colt45

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Originally posted by: nick1985
she is narsty. you might as well get a life-sized plastic barbie doll and do it, it would be the same thing as doing her...fake and plastic

you dont get disease from plastic, and plastic will STFU once in a while.
 

nick1985

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Originally posted by: Colt45
Originally posted by: nick1985
she is narsty. you might as well get a life-sized plastic barbie doll and do it, it would be the same thing as doing her...fake and plastic

you dont get disease from plastic, and plastic will STFU once in a while.

touche
 

spacejamz

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too bad Jimmy Fallon won't be there to check in using the rear entry of the Hilton...

d@mn that was funny...
 

marcello

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Originally posted by: FlyLice
No ass. Great BJ.

If you're talking about her skill at said activity, you're sadly mistaken. She cannot suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.
 

iwearnosox

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Originally posted by: marcello
Originally posted by: FlyLice
No ass. Great BJ.

If you're talking about her skill at said activity, you're sadly mistaken. She cannot suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

Maybe if you posted less and went out more you'd be able to leave your trailer hitch behind. :)
 

dderidex

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Originally posted by: marcello
Originally posted by: FlyLice
No ass. Great BJ.

If you're talking about her skill at said activity, you're sadly mistaken. She cannot suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

Is that bad? I mean, seems to me sucking the chrome of a trailer hitch would be REALLY HARD, wouldn't it?

Granted, my exposure to chromed trailer hitches is....well, alright, so I've never even seen one in person, but it SEEMS like it'd be difficult for ANYONE to do.