Paris Hilton can sing

[mzkhadir]

Youtube

 

[SpanishFry]

just more of her "breathy talking" covered in crappy beats, post-processing, and buried pretty deep in the track.

 

[phantom309]

All I hear is ProTools working very, very hard.

 

[Fritzo]

OK, you hear how she sounds like she's harmonized whenever she sings? They do that with people that can't sing to reinforce their voice. You'll hear that a lot of that with teeny-bopper songs (for instance, Britney Spears).

 

[confused1234]

is it me or did that just sound awful

 

[0roo0roo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qTz1j3fD2U
ub40 mashup

 

[xanis]

Originally posted by: phantom309
All I hear is ProTools working very, very hard.

:thumbsup: Exactly what I was thinking.

 

[MX2]

Originally posted by: mzkhadir
Paris Hilton can sing

Bwahahaha....thats the best one I have heard all week:laugh:

 

[loic2003]

Yeah, on a local radio station here one of the (female) assistants slated Paris to the DJ saying it was all done electronically and she couldn't sing for sh!t. He didn't believe her, but a studio called up. The fmale assistant wnt in, sang Paris' song and they played it without any post production. It sounded sh!t. Straight after, they played it again with the production and it sounded practically identical to Paris.

I fvcking HATE that woman and wouldn't mind kicking her in the face. Repeatedly. With a lion strapped to my foot. An angry lion.

 

[DivideBYZero]

Originally posted by: loic2003
I fvcking HATE that woman and wouldn't mind kicking her in the face. Repeatedly. With a lion strapped to my foot. An angry lion.

Dude, relax! :frown:

 

[DivideBYZero]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
OK, you hear how she sounds like she's harmonized whenever she sings? They do that with people that can't sing to reinforce their voice. You'll hear that a lot of that with teeny-bopper songs (for instance, Britney Spears).

Dave Grohl wants a word with you.

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: loic2003
Yeah, on a local radio station here one of the (female) assistants slated Paris to the DJ saying it was all done electronically and she couldn't sing for sh!t. He didn't believe her, but a studio called up. The fmale assistant wnt in, sang Paris' song and they played it without any post production. It sounded sh!t. Straight after, they played it again with the production and it sounded practically identical to Paris.

I fvcking HATE that woman and wouldn't mind kicking her in the face. Repeatedly. With a lion strapped to my foot. An angry lion.

WOW!

 

[iamwiz82]

Originally posted by: loic2003
Yeah, on a local radio station here one of the (female) assistants slated Paris to the DJ saying it was all done electronically and she couldn't sing for sh!t. He didn't believe her, but a studio called up. The fmale assistant wnt in, sang Paris' song and they played it without any post production. It sounded sh!t. Straight after, they played it again with the production and it sounded practically identical to Paris.

I fvcking HATE that woman and wouldn't mind kicking her in the face. Repeatedly. With a lion strapped to my foot. An angry lion.

http://us.video.aol.com/video.index.adp?mode=1&pmmsid=1679142

Fast forward to 1:30. They played this interview on a local radio station this morning. I cannot believe he had the gonads to read those in front of her :laugh:

Levin asked Hilton about such comments as, "Paris is just an overused human condom," "Paris is like a fart in a mitten. You know it's there, you can't stand it, but you can't get rid of it," and "Would you please drop over dead or commit suicide you damn slut."

 

[Starbuck1975]

No, the software mixing tools used to create her album create the perception that she can sing.

 

[FeuerFrei]

She's not doing any concerts to support her new album because she's not a singer.

She's only sold 75,000 copies of her album so far.

 

[UNCjigga]

My sister got the album the other week, and "Turn It Up" was the first track I heard and the best one on the album IMHO. Scott Storch done right by her.

 

[nakedfrog]

She should totally do a duet with K-fed.

 

[AStar617]

Originally posted by: phantom309
All I hear is ProTools working very, very hard.

QFT. If it weren't for Auto-Tune, the only way 98% of your top 40 darlings might end up behind a mic would be at the BK drive-thru.

Paris Hilton is, and remains, a talentless socialite heiress, nothing more.

 

[wheresmybacon]

any one of us guys singing in falsetto could "sing" as well as her if our vocals were so processed

 

[fire400]

kind of sounds like something I would have listend to in middle school/high school. this is kind of like pop music for radio disney or something?

I believe an artist like her can make the charts, but they gotta put more effort into their music, and go extreme.

 

[Zolty]

shens

 

[MBrown]

ROFL!

 

[Printer Bandit]

Originally posted by: loic2003
Yeah, on a local radio station here one of the (female) assistants slated Paris to the DJ saying it was all done electronically and she couldn't sing for sh!t. He didn't believe her, but a studio called up. The fmale assistant wnt in, sang Paris' song and they played it without any post production. It sounded sh!t. Straight after, they played it again with the production and it sounded practically identical to Paris.

I fvcking HATE that woman and wouldn't mind kicking her in the face. Repeatedly. With a lion strapped to my foot. An angry lion.

paris hilton haters are nothing more than ugly pimple faced low self esteem nerds that masterbate to themselves in the mirror.