Parents: A simple guide to what drugs your children are using

[Martin]

http://www.bileduct.com/blog/2...s-your-child-on-drugs/

 

[GregGreen]

AHAHAHA, that is great. Good satire...

 

[tasmanian]

Does your teen seem nervous around the opposite sex?

Your child is homosexual.

 

[MrDudeMan]

not funny at all. really stupid actually.

 

[effowe]

Originally posted by: MrDudeMan
not funny at all. really stupid actually.

Fail. Come on, how is this not funny..

Does your child lift weights?

Duh!! Steroids!! If your daughter lifts weights she probably also wolfs muff.

Wolfs muff? Come on, hilarious.

 

[Dumac]

This is huge. The best you can hope for is that your child is a geek. Other signs of geekdom include reading when not required to (especially science fiction), Monty Python and Dungeons and Dragons. Dungeons and Dragons is also a sure sign of Satanism, so seek immediate religious counseling and possibly exorcism.

Only part worth even a chuckle for me.

 

[Delta6Echo]

Does your child listen to the blues?

Your child shot a man in Memphis

Is your child a high-school cheerleader or football player?

You have nothing to worry about. Your child is a good old fashioned red blooded American alcoholic.

lol

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: Dumac
This is huge. The best you can hope for is that your child is a geek. Other signs of geekdom include reading when not required to (especially science fiction), Monty Python and Dungeons and Dragons. Dungeons and Dragons is also a sure sign of Satanism, so seek immediate religious counseling and possibly exorcism.

Only part worth even a chuckle for me.

this takes me back to about 5th grade. i was into the dungeons and dragons stuff, but none of my friends were, so i tried to get them interested. i brought stuff to school and let my friends take stuff home. apparently my one friend's mom had heard about D&D and was concerned or was a religious freak and told the principle, who was also a religious freak.

she told us we couldn't bring any of that stuff to school because it was satanic. f-ing bitch, i should have sacrificed her cat to satan but i was too busy playing nintendo. :laugh:

 

[Delta6Echo]

My personal favorite:

Does your teenage daughter spend much of her free time at the mall?

Your daughter sucks cock for money.