Paper cut to the eye?

[cruthick7]

Just wondering cause I've thought about it, and that sh!t is scary. I can't stand the thought of a sliced eye-ball.

 

[MaxDSP]

ow

 

[FoBoT]

how about this

you are sliding down a stair case railing and half way down it it changes to a razor blade with a pool at the end filled with alcohol

 

[ironcrotch]

How in the world do you get a paper cut in your eye?

 

[BlueWeasel]

How in the hell would get a papercut to your eyeball?

 

[NoReserve]

My eye stings just thinking about that.

 

[ironcrotch]

unless your Scrooge McDuck and swim in money for fun.

 

[rh71]

I bet you never thought about being careful if you ever give some paper/brochure to an infant. They would probably stick it in their eye. I almost gave it to my nephew not knowing any better ... then the mom stopped me.

 

[cruthick7]

Originally posted by: BlueWeasel
How in the hell would get a papercut to your eyeball?

How in the hell would you get a paper cut anywhere? By dragging the edge of the paper across your eyeball.

 

[PricklyPete]

Dude..why the hell do you have to bring stuff like this up...that just makes me cringe.

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: ironcrotch
unless your Scrooge McDuck and swim in money for fun.

:laugh:

ducktales, woo oo :music:

 

[phreakah]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
how about this

you are sliding down a stair case railing and half way down it it changes to a razor blade with a pool at the end filled with alcohol

haha

 

[DaTT]

Just tried it....hurts like hell....on my way to hospital.

 

[quakefiend420]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
how about this

you are sliding down a stair case railing and half way down it it changes to a razor blade with a pool at the end filled with alcohol

HEY...that was my idea

 

[BadNewsBears]

Well theres always the surgical procedure called RK, big thing before lasik. Back in the early 90's and mid-late 80's. They cut open ur eyeball and adjust, and have to put stiches IN IT. My dad had it and the doctor fuked up, no he has half a cornea left.

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

I had a dream once where i was sliding down a thick metal coiled cord type of thing (like an inch in diameter... like something you'd see in a suspension bridge)... the angle was about 45 degrees... about halfway down there were some splinters in the metal and they ended up going through my hands and I woke up when one of them hit my eye. I was freaked out for a while after that, pretty gross stuff.

I'm not sure if I'm explaining how disturbing it was in the dream.

 

[isekii]

Originally posted by: BadNewsBears
Well theres always the surgical procedure called RK, big thing before lasik. Back in the early 90's and mid-late 80's. They cut open ur eyeball and adjust, and have to put stiches IN IT. My dad had it and the doctor fuked up, no he has half a cornea left.

did he sue ?

 

[Spike]

Dunno about a papercut but I have had my eyeball scratched with pine needles. It happened when I was in high school and my brother and I where wrestling on the lawn and he decided to fight dirty.

Anyway, my eye stung a little so I went in and they did that strange dye stuff under the microscope and found 3 scratches. I had to wear an eye patch for 2 days and all was well.

-spike

 

[FoBoT]

RK was pioneered in the USSR , i read about it back in the 80's but decided that having someone chop up a working albeit imperfect eyeball was a Bad Idea

 

[TechBoyJK]

imho you probably wouldn't feel it. When I had lasik, the surgeon sliced the top 1/8 of an inch off the front of my eye ball with a scalple(sp?) I didn't take any meds before, and even though he basically took a razor to my eye all I felt was pressure. When you get glass in your eye, what hurts is the glass touching the inside of the eye socket, not your eye.....

not only that, if its a clean cut, it should heal quickly. When the surgeon put the flap he cut back on my eye it healed almost right away......

 

[yhelothar]

Heh they should replace that lame papercutting in jackass with eye papercuts

 

[neovan]

papercuts make me cringe.

 

[cruthick7]

Would you bleed from your eyeball if you got a papercut?

 

[NoReserve]

Originally posted by: virtualgames0
Heh they should replace that lame papercutting in jackass with eye papercuts

heck yes they should

 

[TechBoyJK]

you would not bleed from your eye if you got a paper cut. I had a surgeon put a scalpal to my eye, worse than just a paper cut, and all I felt was pressure.