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From Neil Greenberg:

"THE HAPPY SINNER GOES TO THE VATICAN!

Now, try to follow as I explain. The twice divorced, thrice married Donald J. Trump, who left his first wife and three young children following an adulterous relationship with a woman who would become his second wife, is set to swear in the former mistress (** see notation below), and now third wife, of the former speaker of the House of Representatives, who left his first wife for the woman he was having an adulterous affair with, while his first wife was in the hospital recovering from surgery for cancer, who he married, only to leave for the former mistress/third wife (see ** notation above), with whom he was having said affair with for six years, and who, after seven years of marriage, convinced the former Speaker to convert to being a Catholic because, after all, she's pure of sin and petition the Catholic Archdiocese of Atlanta to annul his 19-year marriage to his second wife because (wait for it), she had been previously married before that ... (phew, almost done) as (** see notation one and two above) becomes the new US Ambassador (wait for it) to the Holy See (i.e., the Vatican).

I don't know about you, but this is awfully reminiscent of Joey Heatherton in the classic film The Happy Hooker Goes to Washington, which oddly came out when Newt Gingrich (the said Speaker of the House) was having the adulterous affair with the woman who became his second wife, but not really, because his third wife, who he was shtupping for six years before he left the second wife and married her, had that 19 year relationship annulled because it never happened.
But, and I swear I'm almost done, I'd be worried if I were Callista Gingrich (** see above one, two and three), because marriage one and two each ended after 19 years. And by my calculations, she's got about four years left until the current mistress/soon-to-be-fourth wife comes around"

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