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Perhaps someone with some artistic talent could actually turn these into images for us:

Set one:
Panel #1: Trump says "...and I'm going to make them pay for it and I'm going to stop the violence by taking their oil and I'm going to bring all the jobs BACK." A reporter asks "How do you plan to do these things? Military force? Boots on the ground? Embargoes? How?!"

Panel #2: Trump says "I'm going to do it by doing what it takes to make America great again starting on day ONE." The reporter asks "That's great, but again: how do you plan to do that?"

Panel #3: Panel is labeled "January 20th, 2017." A hand is seen signing "Donald Trump" to a piece of paper labeled "Executive Order: Make America great again."

Set two:
Panel #1: Shows a PC screen with dialog from off-screen saying "TrumpOS 2015 includes updated code guaranteed to win the nomination. We can't lose!"
A hand with a white lab coat sleeve is seen pushing "Send" with the following code visible:
Code:
IF Question = nonSpecific THEN
     Answer = "I'm going to be great on that."
ELSE
     Answer = "Trust me."
END IF

Panel #2: A female reporter below a podium asks a mechanical-looking Trump how he intends to convince women to support him in light of his past comments. Trump responds "I'm going to be great on women's issues." The reporter presses for specifics, asking "What, specifically, are you promising them?"

Panel #3: Trump responds "Trust me. I'm going to be great on that. Just trust me." Standing off to the side of the stage, a smiling programmer in a lab coat with smug "deal with it" shades proudly says "NOW ask him how he plans to deal with violence in the Middle East!"
 
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