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....the logic....or lack thereof...

This reeks of bullshit.

Which, for starters, uh, did they read the fucking caption of the pic they used? She's not voting for Turmp, she's not voting at all. I'd give 50/50 on it being outright bullshit (like #walkaway; aka, right wingers claiming to be liberals to try to disenfranchise liberal voters) or this being a bit of a ruse (aka, the students know how full of shit this article was going to be, and so are using it to get their message out there while idiots on XTwitter scream how stupid she is and how her message won't make it to politicians; aka she can signal that she's not pleased with Democrats and signal why aka hint hint hint on what they could/should use against Republicans but its not like she can't still go vote for them in November; it'll make right wingers gleefully jizz their pants while you rageshit your pants over "stupid college kids").

Also this story originates from one of the shitty local papers there, funneled to some garbage ass USA Today article saying how young people are upset about Democrats, both of those news orgs are owned by one of the conglomerates that is intentionally destroying small market media to turn a quick buck.


You need to be very aware of the disinformation campaign that is happening. In this instance I'm getting strong wiff of the "no labels" bullshit. There's money behind No Labels, even if they realized pushing candidates wasn't actually going to get traction, so most likely they'll pump that money into screwing things up in other manners.

This is meant to get you angry at college kids. Ask yourself, why?
 

Pohemi

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This reeks of bullshit.
That's why I did a double-take to make sure it wasn't an Onion story.

I'd give 50/50 on it being outright bullshit (like #walkaway; aka, right wingers claiming to be liberals to try to disenfranchise liberal voters) or this being a bit of a ruse (aka, the students know how full of shit this article was going to be, and so are using it to get their message out there while idiots on XTwitter scream how stupid she is and how her message won't make it to politicians; aka she can signal that she's not pleased with Democrats and signal why aka hint hint hint on what they could/should use against Republicans but its not like she can't still go vote for them in November; it'll make right wingers gleefully jizz their pants while you rageshit your pants over "stupid college kids").
That's the longest run-on I've seen in a while, good jerb.

You need to be very aware of the disinformation campaign that is happening.
The fact that there's mis/disinformation campaigns happening (as there always are these days), doesn't mean there isn't a shred of truth to it. Do you really believe there aren't liberals, especially younger voters, who aren't thinking as portrayed here? It might not be 50 million of them, but it isn't zero.

This is meant to get you angry at college kids. Ask yourself, why?
That might be the intention of the article, sure. Here, it's a meme that got you angry over others supposedly being angry at college kids. Settle the fuck down.
 

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Surprised no one went with premature attackulation by dipping it in coffee, ketchup and mustard!
 

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Israel, the world’s most innocent country, fell victim to a horrific attack from Iran with zero reported casualties on the same day Israel killed dozens of civilians in Gaza.

Israel had been minding its own business, quietly bombing hospitals, schools, universities, mosques, and an embassy, when the Iranian regime launched their outrageous attack for no apparent reason. Thankfully, the US and UK scrambled jets to defend Israeli airspace because it’s wrong to bomb countries in the Middle East, unless your name is Israel, in which case you can do all the bombing you want.

Every British and American ship in the region is now in grave danger and the risk of terror attacks on our soil has surely increased, but you will be relieved to know our countries have not benefitted in any way from our intervention. Personally, I can’t think of a better way for Israel to spend our tax money.

Our leaders have condemned Iran in the strongest possible terms, which is confusing because I thought we were supposed to remain ambiguous and say we’re investigating the matter when such an attack occurs. Perhaps this is one of those rules that only applies to Israel though.

When informed of the attack, a calm and rational Suella Braverman screamed: “WAR! I WANT WAR!” and when she’d stopped hyperventilating, she added: “This must be the end of western backsliding on Israel,” because she thinks we have not been sufficiently supportive of their genocide. Anyone who is not on the same side of the argument as Suella Braverman must ask serious questions about themselves.

Iran’s unprovoked attack involved giving Israel adequate warning and launching 30-year-old missiles, 99% of which were intercepted, and then saying the matter is closed unless Israel escalates further. The fact Iran would consider retaliating to further escalation from Israel shows just extreme these lunatics are.

Among Iran’s targets was the Israeli air base from which the missiles that struck its embassy were launched, killing 13 on April 1. As of yet, we have no indication as to why Iran carried out the attack, but we’re going to tell you it’s because they want to start World War III. Psychos.

Conspiracy theorists have suggested it’s actually Benjamin Netanyahu who wants escalation, but it’s unclear why the man who faces political oblivion, and possibly jail, would be incentivised to draw his allies into the fight and cause everyone to forget his many war crimes.

Israel, the country that definitely does not want war, has vowed an “unprecedented” response against Iran which will probably kill many more than zero people. If Iran expresses disapproval at Israel’s next mass murder, it’s because they’re trying to destabilise the region. At this point, we’ll have no choice but to help Israel do to Iran what we’ve spent six months helping them do to Gaza - launch precision strikes that destroy 70% of the buildings in the country and leave survivors living in tents.

Worryingly, we’ve just discovered at the most convenient moment that Iran has enough uranium to build 12 nuclear bombs. If it were true that Iran had so much weapon-grade uranium, it would be incredibly stupid to attack them, but we’re going to insist we must attack them because we’re weapon-grade idiots - and we think you are too.

Please just switch your brain off and accept what you’re being told, you simpletons! What matters is rich people can afford nuclear bunkers if this all goes horribly wrong. In the meantime, you can look forward to lots of exciting stories in the media about bringing back conscription and describing how you are likely to die in humanity's final war. Are you looking forward to radiation sickness and nuclear winter? Because they sound like brilliant fun!
 

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