Seriously, WTF is that nasty, overcooked, dried out, Walking Dead-esque, lump of brain-dead flesh?
Oh and someone overcooked the turkey.
Maybe somebody wanted to make turkey jerky and settled for jerky turkey. But that still doesn't explain why I can't decide which turkey looks more intelligent seeing as if one didn't figure out how to stay out of the oven and the other one didn't figure out how it needed to stay out of politics.