Ken Burns' 2nd civil war letters.
[Cue banjo music]
My Dearest Darlene,
I have joined the 43rd Rascal Battalion, and we stand - I mean sit - ready to face the foe. Our scooters are bedecked in the Rebel Flag and Walmart's finest camo paint. But we are surrounded, and I know not whether we shall prevail. Should I die, know that my love was only for you and for Tater Tots. Kiss young Jessie, and hug Billy-Bob for me. Your loving Rufus. P.S. MAGA!