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mikeymikec

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IronWing

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^ That's actually a pretty good joke.

Why do cowboy hats curl up on the sides?


So they fit in the mailbox when the ranchers are looking for their government checks! :p
 
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I'd be curious how many of them are NRA members. The image shows people from the "John Brown Gun Club" who I think claim are anarchists and protest a lot of right wing shit (I think that pic was taking by right wingers when they showed up to protest some right wing rally in Phoenix).



That's only because they saw you sucking on a gun like a pacifier and assumed you were gonna take care of yourself for them. Joke's on them, you were sucking on the gun as an old white guy's penis, so it'll just shoot blanks.
 

rommelrommel

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^ That's actually a pretty good joke.

Why do cowboy hats curl up on the sides?


So they fit in the mailbox when the ranchers are looking for their government checks! :p

Along the same lines:

A night after tricks, three hookers who lived together were sitting around having coffee and discussing the tricks from the night before. The first one said " I had a fireman the night before and the other two said "How could you tell?" and she replies "That's easy ... his hose was over his shoulder and he smelt like like smoke." The second one said "I had a policeman ... "The other two said "How could you tell?" and she replies "He pulled out his handcuffs and used his night stick on me." The third one said I had a farmer last night and the other two said "A farmer are you sure?" and she said "Yes, first he bitched it was too wet, then too dry, he wanted to wait until spring to pay me, and on the way out he asked for a free hat.”