I'm hoping that you didn't actually believe that
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Also, this is all fake, you idiot. Seriously, if you even suspected that this site was not satire, you should feel bad about yourself."
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I loved this bit:
"But, through all this, the controversial goth mom has been able to keep friends and family alike near her. However, that is despite one dark and hidden secret neither her nor her daughter, Lasandra, will talk about: Becker refuses to listen to The Cure.
"As an anti-vaxxer, I cannot have myself nor my daughter listening to The Cure! I heard that listening to The Cure can cause autism and I am not having it!" Becker exploded as soon as she was asked why she wouldn't listen to the iconic '80s goth rock band.
When pressed for any evidence to back her claims, we were quickly and quietly escorted out of her home by the knife she held in her hand as she screamed obscenities."
https://www.rivetingnews.org/2019/06/goth-anti-vaxxer-the-cure.html