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Owned by wife.

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SunnyD

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Yup, my wife got me good the other day. I don't remember the exact subject of conversation, but it obviously had something to do with our kids. After it was all said and done, I ask her, "Geez... where did we go wrong?"

She replied to me, "We reproduced."
 
Originally posted by: SunnyD
Yup, my wife got me good the other day. I don't remember the exact subject of conversation, but it obviously had something to do with our kids. After it was all said and done, I ask her, "Geez... where did we go wrong?"

She replied to me, "We reproduced."

You have it pretty good if that's your definition of being owned by your wife.
 
Originally posted by: JS80
Originally posted by: SunnyD
Yup, my wife got me good the other day. I don't remember the exact subject of conversation, but it obviously had something to do with our kids. After it was all said and done, I ask her, "Geez... where did we go wrong?"

She replied to me, "We reproduced."

You have it pretty good if that's your definition of being owned by your wife.

QFT
 
Yeah, that's called "mild wit."


Originally posted by: Farang
"I'm #%&^ing your brother"
This would be getting closer.

Or, "BTW, I killed the kids. Incidentally, guess what was in the chili this evening."


 
Originally posted by: SunnyD
Yup, my wife got me good the other day. I don't remember the exact subject of conversation, but it obviously had something to do with our kids. After it was all said and done, I ask her, "Geez... where did we go wrong?"

She replied to me, "We reproduced."

I think she just regrets having to pass those huge honkin children through her birth canal. You were the guy that makes em big, right?
 
Originally posted by: Itchrelief
Originally posted by: SunnyD
Yup, my wife got me good the other day. I don't remember the exact subject of conversation, but it obviously had something to do with our kids. After it was all said and done, I ask her, "Geez... where did we go wrong?"

She replied to me, "We reproduced."

I think she just regrets having to pass those huge honkin children through her birth canal. You were the guy that makes em big, right?

Yep. C-Sections too, so no defiling the love canal!
 
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