Owe owe owe owe...painful male member moment(s)...

[vi edit]

Just talked to the G/F who works in a hospital pharmacy.

Two completely unrelated incidents tonight -

1. Kid goes down a slide and looses a nut. yeeeeow!
2. Be sure to be sitting down for this one - Another kid has his wee willy winkey BIT OFF by a dog. OMG OH NO AIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

:Q :Q :Q

 

[Kelvrick]

<== Sheds tear for kids.

All guys can bow their heads in a moment of silence...

 

[Sluggo]

Walk it off kid, walk it off.

 

[KingNothing]

Wow, talk about a significant psychological impact. :Q

 

[Pacfanweb]

Damn, and I thought zipping it up in your pants was bad. :Q

 

[Stallion]

I heard on the radio the other day about a kid getting his wanker bit off by a donkey. could this be the dog one I wonder.

 

[911paramedic]

Originally posted by: Pacfanweb
Damn, and I thought zipping it up in your pants was bad. :Q

I had that call, poor guy. I tried to cut the zipper apart, but did not want do damage "him" any more than he was already. So we ended up going to the ER.

 

[vi edit]

Originally posted by: Stallion
I heard on the radio the other day about a kid getting his wanker bit off by a donkey. could this be the dog one I wonder.

No the donkey one was over in Egypt or something. The dinkus eating dog incident was just this evening in Iowa.

 

[BatmanNate]

"How'd you get the beans above the frank?!!??!"

 

[kami]

Ugh, that's horrible.

 

[SSP]

I read in the news paper (a while ago) that one lady was pissed at her husband in a party, and reached in to his pants and pulled out his sack with her nails. :Q

 

[Pr0Hawk]

I think im gonna wear a cup everywhere I go.

 

[TNTrulez]

Originally posted by: SSP
I read in the news paper (a while ago) that one lady was pissed at her husband in a party, and reached in to his pants and pulled out his sack with her nails. :Q

ouch

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[Mr.IncrediblyBored]

Originally posted by: vi_edit

Originally posted by: Stallion
I heard on the radio the other day about a kid getting his wanker bit off by a donkey. could this be the dog one I wonder.

No the donkey one was over in Egypt or something. The dinkus eating dog incident was just this evening in Iowa.

Just goes to show ya:

curious child + peanut butter + hungry dog = bad idea

 

[Stallion]

Originally posted by: vi_edit

Originally posted by: Stallion
I heard on the radio the other day about a kid getting his wanker bit off by a donkey. could this be the dog one I wonder.

No the donkey one was over in Egypt or something. The dinkus eating dog incident was just this evening in Iowa.

2 bitings in one week? Man , better keep the boys in side for awhile..

 

[Evadman]

*moment of silence*

Silence over.

Owie, I winced just reading that.

 

[Danman]

God.......those kids will never have kids now. Sad.

 

[amdskip]

oh gosh, poor kids

 

[Spooner]

is there a point to go on?

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: cashman
God.......those kids will never have kids now. Sad.

Well, if the first kid only lost ONE testicle, he could still have kids... and the other one could have kids via artificial insemination. But that still sucks to be them

 

[Emma]

Yowch. I remember a kid on camp who impaled his goolies on a stick stuck in the ground.

 

[brtspears2]

If any males have ever had a chymidia(SP?) test, that'll be the worse pain ever until you probally lose a nut. But I've haven't lost a nut yet, so I cant say.

 

[vi edit]

Originally posted by: brtspears2
If any males have ever had a chymidia(SP?) test, that'll be the worse pain ever until you probally lose a nut. But I've haven't lost a nut yet, so I cant say.

Try passing a kidney stone.

 

[Deeko]

ohh man....suddenly you wonder if life really is worth living :Q

 

[Nefrodite]

losing a ball is fine, but losing ur weenies gotta be a life altering kinda dealie poor guy. when will people learn to keep kids away from dogs