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OW! OW! Papercut.

Originally posted by: HN
superglue

Meh, it stopped bleeding.

One time I cut my palm pretty bad cutting a bagel though (note to self, So + just waking up != common sense)...that medical superglue worked like a charm there. No scar at all.
 
Originally posted by: acemcmac
I have a steel splinter in my left index finger. I don't want to hear it.

<thumps chest>

Meh. I had a glass splinter in my thumb for six months. It was pretty huge too. When it came out (the last major piece that is), it was the size of a couple grains of sand.
 
Oh, boohoo. I've had a big piece of glass in my foot, and I had it taken out without any sedation. The no sedation part has more to do with my irrational fear of needles, but that's another story.. 😛
 
You are all little cry baby school girls.

This one time a tiger swallowed my hand and ran off with it. I chased after him, killed him, cut him open and got my hand back. I then proceeded to sew it on using his fur. Then, for good measure I hate his cubs for dinner.

All this before my 15th birthday.
 
Originally posted by: hypn0tik
You are all little cry baby school girls.

This one time a tiger swallowed my hand and ran off with it. I chased after him, killed him, cut him open and got my hand back. I then proceeded to sew it on using his fur. Then, for good measure I hate his cubs for dinner.

All this before my 15th birthday.

I approve of your sig.
 
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