OW! OW! OW! OW!

[GasX]

Not how I want to go out...

 

[waggy]

wow..not something iw ould want to see either

 

[rudder]

its the trees!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[SonnyDaze]

That had to hurt.

 

[geno]

I'm not one for mincing words, but it's pretty sad his life got cut short.

 

[NFS4]

"Mister! Mister! Get me outta here!"

 

[aldamon]

Wicked slice.

 

[IceBergSLiM]

how is that possible. don't the blades stop when you are no longer "driving"

 

[PottedMeat]

I guess industrial lawnmowers don't have those switches that turn it off if it's in drive and you leave the seat.

 

[Gunbuster]

They have seat belts and roll bars for a reason. I'm guessing he was using neither.

 

[effowe]

I guess he just couldn't cut it.

 

[IceBergSLiM]

Originally posted by: PottedMeat
I guess industrial lawnmowers don't have those switches that turn it off if it's in drive and you leave the seat.

They do. They were invented for industrial mowers for EH&S reasons and trickled down to retail models. I wonder if this was a super old model or the operator had modified it.

 

[Wheezer]

mulligan!

 

[Newbian]

I guess that's why those machines don't make good barber tools.

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

I wonder if it was a mulching mower? IF so then they could use his left overs to keep the grass green.

 

[Dorkenstein]

That's pretty cruel. Even if he was fairly dim witted and "an accident waiting to happen", I feel bad for his family and just want to say Rest In Peace.

 

[AyashiKaibutsu]

"A spokesman said: They reported a man had been cutting the grass at the golf course on one of those industrial mowers. He had come off and it had landed on him."

It landed on him? Did he like flip it or something?

 

[kotss]

Originally posted by: Dorkenstein
That's pretty cruel. Even if he was fairly dim witted and "an accident waiting to happen", I feel bad for his family and just want to say Rest In Peace.

I know this is crass but you almost had it right.

It should have been:

That's pretty cruel. Even if he was fairly dim witted and "an accident waiting to happen", I feel bad for his family and just want to say Rest In Pieces.

 

[SandEagle]

if he wasnt beating around the bush, he wouldnt be reaping what he sowed

 

[Regs]

A poor mans flowbee.

 

[iroast]

Nowhere in the article did it read that the man died from the blades. He was probably crushed by the mower itself.