Ow! I just fractured my leg.

[Braznor]

In the hospital right now. The surgery is scheduled tomorrow. Still awaiting my shot of painkillers.

I:\

 

[brianmanahan]

we're still awaiting a shot of your dangling leg!

jk braznor, get well soon :rose:

how did you do it?

 

[ElFenix]

i'm awaiting a nuclear ned type story


or maybe drug-induced posting

 

[Jodell88]

In the hospital right now. The surgery is scheduled tomorrow. Still awaiting my shot of painkillers.

I:\

Next time when you tell your buddy to hold your beer, make sure you know what you're doing. :awe:

 

[Braznor]

we're still awaiting a shot of your dangling leg!

jk braznor, get well soon :rose:

how did you do it?

Thanks dude.

The damn thing just cracked as I was climbing the stairs in my house. Since this is a new home and I didn't have a phone upstairs, I had to make my way downstairs using just my hands and ass.


Then I got to my cellphone and called a friend to take me to the hospital. Well, I'm posting here after calling my family who live in another city.

 

[drebo]

 

[waggy]

geez! how old are you that you break a leg going up the stairs!

oh and next time you tell someone how you broke you need a better story. tell us you were attacked by a gang trying to rape your puppy or something. jeez dude.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

i'm awaiting a nuclear ned type story


or maybe drug-induced posting

I'm awaiting a Youtube video that starts "Hey, watch this!!"

 

[Bubbleawsome]

Surgery for a leg you broke going up stairs?
One of three things happened here
A) You're lying about how it happened. We know you go on AT-induced rages sometimes, it's ok
B) You broke it a bit before
c) You're getting old. :awe:

Jokes aside, I hope everything goes well. Broken bones are kinda the opposite of fun.

 

[phucheneh]

"So...your bones ARE made of glass!"

 

[mmntech]

What, do you have the bones of an 90 year old woman? Lol. Get well soon.

 

[Braznor]

JeeZ guys, that foot is seriously jinxed. It has fractured twice before though under completely explainable circumstances unlike this time (falling off a wall when I was a kid and a car crash as an adult)

By the the nurse gave me the painkillers.

 

[Mixolydian]

Dammit, I was gonna post that.

 

[BoomerD]

JeeZ guys, that foot is seriously jinxed. It has fractured twice before though under completely explainable circumstances unlike this time (falling off a wall when I was a kid and a car crash as an adult)

By the the nurse gave me the painkillers.

Which is it? Your foot or your leg? While they're attached, they ARE considered different "components."

 

[KeithTalent]

geez! how old are you that you break a leg going up the stairs!

oh and next time you tell someone how you broke you need a better story. tell us you were attacked by a gang trying to rape your puppy or something. jeez dude.

Haha, these both made me inappropriately laugh so hard.


Sorry to hear OP, hope you feel better soon!

KT

 

[Jodell88]

At first he was like

Then he was like

Get well soon OP.

 

[manimal]

hope everything heals up man! Whats in the drip? Morphine or DilaudidordidIjustseemanditsinsteadsofnurses

 

[brainhulk]

Braznor, have you tried premarin, alendronate, and oscal + d?

 

[Stopsignhank]

Uh, Holy Shit dude! Hope you are are OK. But yeah, you do have to come up with a better story.

 

[disappoint]

As your newly self appointed attorney in charge of protecting the sanctity of your man card I hereby advise you to answer any and all questions regarding this incident with:

"I was attacked by a grizzly bear while I was outside chopping some wood for the fireplace. In the ensuing ground grappling battle I was able to dislocate one of it's appendages just before it broke my femur in half. The bear then ran off. I'm assuming he had little if any fight left in him at that point. The good news is I got one of the female nurse's phone numbers and I'll be in and out of surgery and back home soon. Thanks for your concern."

 

[Thebobo]

geez! how old are you that you break a leg going up the stairs!

oh and next time you tell someone how you broke you need a better story. tell us you were attacked by a gang trying to rape your puppy or something. jeez dude.

I broke my ankle getting up from the couch.

 

[ElFenix]

I broke my ankle getting up from the couch.

Getting old sucks

 

[waggy]

I broke my ankle getting up from the couch.

NO. JUST NO. You broke your ankle when a rampaging rhinoceros escaped from the zoo. You had to jump in front of a group of orphans visiting that day. When the rhinoceros didn't stop you kicked it in the face. doing so you broke your ankle on the horn. You didn't notice until after you dragged the beast back to it's pen.

 

[BD231]

The damn thing just cracked as I was climbing the stairs in my house.

I broke my ankle getting up from the couch.

Must have been bad to need surgery ... GL. I'll be eating sh*t tons of calcium again from here on out.

 

[lupi]

break your femur then get back to me.