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Overheating car incites a riot

I Saw OJ

I Saw OJ

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Pandemonium erupted outside an "America's Next Top Model" casting call in midtown yesterday when an overheating car triggered a stampede of catwalk-craving cuties. Screaming as they ran for their lives, hundreds of hotties in heels toppled over barricades along W. 55th St. after several people in the crowd started yelling, "There's a bomb!"
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LOL what a bunch of maniacs.
 
I'm sorry but LOL. That's hilarious that they caught it on tape! :laugh:

Of course, it would probably have been scary to be there...
 
Goooood....god.

I need to bring an old windup alarm clock to Times Square sometime.


Tick, tick, tick....OMG, it must be a bomb!!!!


 
Well what do you expect? It was a bunch of dumb blonde girls that probably rely on their looks to get through life.
 
Imagining this is amusing... imagining them all having a valley girl accent is even more amusing :laugh:.
 
I love the part about 3/4 in where it takes 7-8 cops to beat down and subdue one angry hottie, then the clearer shot of another bonged out bimbo landing several round houses on one before she, too, is taken to the concrete.

Lawdy! 😛
 
I just hope there is more video that can point out the people yelling that it is a bomb....and I hope they get a few years in prison to realize what dumbasses they are.
 
Originally posted by: YoungGun21
Well what do you expect? It was a bunch of dumb blonde girls that probably rely on their looks to get through life.
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Exactly. The average IQ there was probably a 95 or so.
 
Originally posted by: Jeff7
Tick, tick, tick....OMG, it must be a bomb!!!!
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Airport Security Officer: Actually, throwers don't worry about ticking 'cause modern bombs don't tick.

Narrator: Sorry, throwers?

Airport Security Officer: Baggage handlers. But when a suitcase vibrates, then the throwers gotta call the police.

Narrator: My suitcase was vibrating?

Airport Security Officer: Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor. But ? every once in a while [looks around, leans in conspiratorially] ? it's a dildo. [leans back] Of course, it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. We have to use the indefinite article, "a dildo", never ? your dildo.
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Look! That car is smoking! Its a terror attack!

What?

That car! Look at it!

WHAT?! Oh sh*t! Run!!

Get out of my way! Its a bomb in that car! Osama Bin Laden! Run!!

:roll:
 
Originally posted by: Aikouka
Imagining this is amusing... imagining them all having a valley girl accent is even more amusing :laugh:.
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Alas, they all probably sounded like Fran Drescher, or worse. :laugh:
 
Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
Originally posted by: Shawn
Originally posted by: YoungGun21
Well what do you expect? It was a bunch of dumb blonde girls that probably rely on their looks to get through life.
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Exactly. The average IQ there was probably a 95 or so.
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You're being quite generous.
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Indeed. I'd say 80 to 85 - not yet retarded, but not fully able to function in society.
 
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