Over $20k of maple syrup stolen

[Red Squirrel]

Only in Canada. LOL.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/stolen-maple-syrup-rcmp-pursuit-1.4926650

Nothing beats the $18M heist though:

https://www.thestar.com/news/canada...-for-18-million-quebec-maple-syrup-heist.html

 

[Iron Woode]

didn't that happen last year, too?

 

[BoomerD]

Someone has sticky fingers...

 

[ImpulsE69]

Oh no, Canada is going to need to get a loan from the US!!!

 

[Kaido]

"What are you in jail for?"

"I stole maple syrup."

 

[Jon-T]

Very interesting.

Newsweek ran this little piece a few days after the incident mentioned in the OP.

https://www.newsweek.com/landscaper...ing-coworker-while-masturbating-maple-1242955

Is there something going on with the maple syrup?

We should form an investigative team.

 

[BurnItDwn]

I believe this is considered a capital offense to Canadians.

 

[IronWing]

Someone has sticky fingers...

Darn you to heck, Mr. BoomerD! I came here to post this.

 

[IronWing]

I bet the victim is a sad sap today.

 

[highland145]

I bet the victim is a sad sap today.

No but Aunt Jemima is.

 

[IronWing]

No but Aunt Jemima is.

I'd tap that.

 

[highland145]

I'd tap that.

Sticky elbows.

 

[IronWing]

Did they issue an Amber Alert?

 

[snoopy7548]

Maple syrup is a controlled substance up in Canada? Geez, you guys really do take it seriously.

Shelby Isabel Lillian Kalman, 20, of Claresholm, Alta., Shawn Evan Mclaughlin, 28, of Lyalta, Alta., and Char-lee Jane Fernell, 23, of High River, Alta. all face charges of possession of stolen property over $5,000 and possession of a controlled substance.

 

[Ajay]

Sticky elbows.

Weird fetish 😛

 

[highland145]

Weird fetish 😛

What's weird? Keeps 'em from sliding across the linoleum.

😉

 

[Jon-T]

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As pointed out my conduct in this thread was reprehensible thus resulting in my first RED mark.

I am sorry.

 

[IronWing]

I wish to formally apologize to all members on Anandtech Forum and especially those who posted in this fine thread.

As pointed out my conduct in this thread was reprehensible thus resulting in my first RED mark.

I am sorry.

We can fight hate with love (and automatic weapons if needed).

 

[BoomerD]

I wish to formally apologize to all members on Anandtech Forum and especially those who posted in this fine thread.

As pointed out my conduct in this thread was reprehensible thus resulting in my first RED mark.

I am sorry.

That’s awfully polite...are you Canadian?

 

[zinfamous]

Don't impolitely disagree with the Canadian mafia.

 

[Feneant2]

20k in maple syrup is very little syrup, maybe a few barrels of the stuff. Most of you wouldn't know but Maple syrup in Canada is a cartel run out of Quebec... if there were awards they'd win the 'most delicious cartel' award.

 

[BurnItDwn]

I wish to formally apologize to all members on Anandtech Forum and especially those who posted in this fine thread.

As pointed out my conduct in this thread was reprehensible thus resulting in my first RED mark.

I am sorry.

Wear your red with honor.