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Our man Bill.

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Russ

Lifer
After much arguing and deliberation, historians this week have come up with a phrase to describe the Clinton Era. It will be called:
SEX BETWEEN THE BUSHES.

The Center for Disease Control in Atlanta announced that Clinton has proven that you can get sex from Aides.

Gennifer Flowers was asked if her relationship with Clinton was anything like Monica Lewinski's. She replied, "Close, but no cigar."

The FBI has coined a technical term for the stains found on Monica's dress:
"Presidue."

Clinton now recruits interns from only four colleges:
Moorhead, Oral Roberts, Ball State and Brigham Young.

Arkansas is very proud of Bill Clinton. All these women coming forward, and not one is his sister!

Finally, Hillary Clinton recently went to a fortuneteller who intoned, "Prepare to become a widow. Your husband will soon suffer a violent death!" Hillary took a deep breath and asked, "Will I be acquitted?"

Russ, NCNE
 


<< The Center for Disease Control in Atlanta announced that Clinton has proven that you can get sex from Aides.

Clinton now recruits interns from only four colleges:
Moorhead, Oral Roberts, Ball State and Brigham Young.

Finally, Hillary Clinton recently went to a fortuneteller who intoned, "Prepare to become a widow. Your husband will soon suffer a violent death!" Hillary took a deep breath and asked, "Will I be acquitted?"

Russ, NCNE >>




hehe, too much. 😀 Like the twins, too btw, from your sig, very nice.
 
You know I heard a Clinton joke the other night on Letterman, and the thought crossed my mind that you almost never hear jokes about the current Bush. Now every president I can recall from LBJ on was the constant subject of jokes. I think its a healthy sign to joke about your president.

Is this Bush different, or is this a continuation of the free ride we are all giving him since 9/11?
 


<< Is this Bush different, or is this a continuation of the free ride we are all giving him since 9/11? >>



It's the media & hollywood types appeasing the masses because no President has maintained an 80%+ approval rating longer than GW.

Though I think the jokes are starting to come back. Hasn't SNL been doing Bush sketches?? I know they did one on the "Axis of Evil", which was funny as hell IMO.
 


<< You know I heard a Clinton joke the other night on Letterman, and the thought crossed my mind that you almost never hear jokes about the current Bush. Now every president I can recall from LBJ on was the constant subject of jokes. I think its a healthy sign to joke about your president.

Is this Bush different, or is this a continuation of the free ride we are all giving him since 9/11? >>


the local radio station morning show i listen to is always making fun of him...its great!

good one Russ! 😀
 
LOL, funny even though I voted for the corrupt womanizer -- twice!

(No, I'm moderate not liberal, the reason I voted was because the one thing he did well was keep the extremist right in check. Nothing wrong with the moderate right but the extremist religious nuts and no-limits capitalists are as bad as the far left.)
 
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