Our local multimillionaire gets married

[MisterJackson]

No one can hate on the man, or her for that matter. I think a man like that knows full well what he's getting into. It's a mutually benefecial relationship.

If I were his age and had his money I'd do the same if I were not already married. Why be alone or go for some woman in her 60's, 70's, etc. when I can have fun with a nubile little 22 year old?

It would make me feel younger, and hell, you only live once, why not go out with a bang?! Pun intended.

 

[chris7b]

Originally posted by: sao123
I've met her.... in fact my uncle used to date her mom when she was graduating HS...
she was a gold digging whore back then... looks like things havent changed much.


I also heard some of the details of their pre-nup @ work this week.

(in the event of death or divorce) she gets:

The 10 Carat Diamond Ring.
The Porche
$2 Million


Stupid Fayette County Welfare bums.

I'm jealous....I've always wanted a Porche

 

[crt1530]

If I was 84, loaded and single, I'd make a deal like that. I would make sure to put increases in the payout depending on how long the girl put up with me.

 

[kranky]

Originally posted by: sao123
Stupid Fayette County Welfare bums.

You can call her a gold-digger, you can call her a Welfare bum, but I don't think you can call her stupid. 😉

 

[MisterJackson]

Originally posted by: chris7b

Originally posted by: sao123
I've met her.... in fact my uncle used to date her mom when she was graduating HS...
she was a gold digging whore back then... looks like things havent changed much.


I also heard some of the details of their pre-nup @ work this week.

(in the event of death or divorce) she gets:

The 10 Carat Diamond Ring.
The Porche
$2 Million


Stupid Fayette County Welfare bums.

I'm jealous....I've always wanted a Porche

I have a Porche. I even have one of those fancy schmancy Porche swings!

 

[sao123]

Originally posted by: MisterJackson

Originally posted by: chris7b

Originally posted by: sao123
I've met her.... in fact my uncle used to date her mom when she was graduating HS...
she was a gold digging whore back then... looks like things havent changed much.


I also heard some of the details of their pre-nup @ work this week.

(in the event of death or divorce) she gets:

The 10 Carat Diamond Ring.
The Porche
$2 Million


Stupid Fayette County Welfare bums.

I'm jealous....I've always wanted a Porche

I have a Porche. I even have one of those fancy schmancy Porche swings!

DOH...
Porsche.

 

[Chrono]

She's HOT!

 

[TallBill]

Not an issue with me unless he's 40.

 

[sao123]

Originally posted by: TallBill
Not an issue with me unless he's 40.

He's 84.

 

[Mucho]

Lucky Guy

 

[crt1530]

Originally posted by: sao123

Originally posted by: TallBill
Not an issue with me unless he's 40.

He's 84.

He was commenting on it not being a problem unless the woman was underage.

 

[sao123]

Originally posted by: crt1530

Originally posted by: sao123

Originally posted by: TallBill
Not an issue with me unless he's 40.

He's 84.

He was commenting on it not being a problem unless the woman was underage.

😕

If he was 40... that would make her -22...

 

[RelaxTheMind]

Ill be the sweaty gardener that needs a shower when the husband is away

 

[sao123]

Originally posted by: RelaxTheMind
Ill be the sweaty gardener that needs a shower when the husband is away

Are you going to landscape his PGA golf course & resort too?

 

[Pocatello]

Love is a beautiful thing.

 

[crt1530]

Originally posted by: sao123

Originally posted by: crt1530

Originally posted by: sao123

Originally posted by: TallBill
Not an issue with me unless he's 40.

He's 84.

He was commenting on it not being a problem unless the woman was underage.

😕

If he was 40... that would make her -22...

The OP stated in the Topic Summary that "He's only 4 times her age."
4x22=88, which is close enough to 84

If the guy was 40, the wife would be 10. Reading comprehension for the win!

 

[Firsttime]

Originally posted by: sao123

Originally posted by: crt1530

Originally posted by: sao123

Originally posted by: TallBill
Not an issue with me unless he's 40.

He's 84.

He was commenting on it not being a problem unless the woman was underage.

😕

If he was 40... that would make her -22...

I think he was refering to the 4x her age part. 😉

 

[EKKC]

"grandson, meet my wife" "wife, meet grandson"

grandson and wife then gets it on. gives heart attack to old dude and go off with all his money into the sunset

/story

 

[sao123]

Originally posted by: Firsttime

Originally posted by: sao123

Originally posted by: crt1530

Originally posted by: sao123

Originally posted by: TallBill
Not an issue with me unless he's 40.

He's 84.

He was commenting on it not being a problem unless the woman was underage.

😕

If he was 40... that would make her -22...

I think he was refering to the 4x her age part. 😉

Might have made more sense if he had quoted the line in his post.

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: EKKC
"grandson, meet my wife" "wife, meet grandson"

grandson and wife then gets it on. gives heart attack to old dude and go off with all his money into the sunset

/story

Son discovers that wife was previously married, interrupts a meeting in which wife was going to sell company to big competitor, tricks competitor into agreeing to order a bunch of products from a company he was expecting to own shortly, then reveals that wife was already married and thus did not inherit company and cannot sell to competitor. Sucks for competitor.

OK, not even close.

 

[BUTCH1]

She will probably cook him a high cholesterol fatty diet to squeeze the last bit of life out
his ticker..think about it, a 2lb rib steak then he dies while doing her...cha-ching!!!

 

[amish]

Originally posted by: halik
gold digging ho

but she has her associates degree. 😛

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: sao123

Might have made more sense if he had quoted the line in his post.

Yes, well pictures and diagrams might have made more sense as well.

 

[EKKC]

Originally posted by: amish

Originally posted by: halik
gold digging ho

but she has her associates degree. 😛

Obviously she's working on her Ph.D on Professional Gold Digging. I think this marriage will be part of her thesis required for graduation.

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: EKKC
"grandson, meet my wife" "wife, meet grandson"

grandson and wife then gets it on. gives heart attack to old dude and go off with all his money into the sunset

/story

Son discovers that wife was previously married, interrupts a meeting in which wife was going to sell company to big competitor, tricks competitor into agreeing to order a bunch of products from a company he was expecting to own shortly, then reveals that wife was already married and thus did not inherit company and cannot sell to competitor. Sucks for competitor.

OK, not even close.

Tommy Boy FTW