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[dug777]

what do you get if you subtract 223 from 1000?

 

[sao123]

Originally posted by: ifoundthetao
how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

if a wood chuck could chuck wood, a wood chuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood.



Here's my question:
what would the correct ignition timing be on a 1955 Bel-Air Chevrolet with a 327 cubic inch engine and a four-barrel carburetor?

 

[ATLien247]

How may entropy be reversed?

 

[Gunslinger08]

Originally posted by: ATLien247
How may entropy be reversed?

Reunification of all matter in the universe. i.e., the Big Splat

 

[sixone]

Why should I care?

 

[jadinolf]

Who wrote the song "Rum and Coca Cola?

Googling not allowed.

 

[BrokenVisage]

Originally posted by: NeuroSynapsis
How do you synthesize LSD?

/me pages ribbon13.

 

[ATLien247]

Originally posted by: joshsquall

Originally posted by: ATLien247
How may entropy be reversed?

Reunification of all matter in the universe. i.e., the Big Splat

Well, Mr. Smartypants... that wasn't the answer I was expecting, but it will do.

How about:

Why do birds suddenly appear,
Everytime you are near?

:laugh:

 

[gigapet]

Originally posted by: OulOat
What do women really want?

cock, preferably the large variety and mostly all the time.

 

[ggnl]

Originally posted by: ATLien247

Originally posted by: joshsquall

Originally posted by: ATLien247
How may entropy be reversed?

Reunification of all matter in the universe. i.e., the Big Splat

Well, Mr. Smartypants... that wasn't the answer I was expecting, but it will do.

How about:

Why do birds suddenly appear,
Everytime you are near?

:laugh:

:music: Because just like me, they long to be....close to you!! :music:

 

[akubi]

Originally posted by: everman
What is your favorite colour?

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?!

aha!

African? or European?

ROFL, nice monty python reference

 

[NiKeFiDO]

i hope the OP didnt expect this to actually work...
he must see us as a bunch of monkies flinging poo all around his nice new house.

o well, cant beat them, join them (my sig? dont look at that thing.....)

 

[jer0608]

Originally posted by: everman
What is your favorite colour?

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?!

aha!

1) Green

2) 10-11 m/s

Swallows

 

[artikk]

My question: What is the meaning of life?
Also: Does God exist?

Get back to me on that in 100 million years or so.

 

[So]

Tell me the exact position AND exact velocity of any given particle with 100% percision.

<pagin Hisenberg>

 

[Mucho]

What happened to the crew of the Marie Celeste?

 

[Last Rezort]

What rymes with orange.

 

[So]

Originally posted by: Last Rezort
What rymes with orange.

storage.

 

[sao123]

Originally posted by: So
Tell me the exact position AND exact velocity of any given particle with 100% percision.

<pagin Hisenberg>

This particle has 0 velocity and is sitting right here-> .
100% precision and accuracy.

 

[So]

Originally posted by: sao123

Originally posted by: So
Tell me the exact position AND exact velocity of any given particle with 100% percision.

<pagin Heisenberg>

This particle has 0 velocity and is sitting right here-> .
100% precision and accuracy.

I'm sorry, you fail. Cute though.

 

[aplefka]

Originally posted by: ELopes580
Did you hear that?

Oh God dude... if you didn't live in MA I'd swear you were one of my friends. You have no idea how hard I'm laughing right now and will never understand why either, but :thumbsup::beer:

 

[Kyteland]

Is the answer to this question no?

 

[SVT Cobra]

Originally posted by: CrackRabbit
Who was Carly Simon talking about in "You're So Vain"?

Hmm, well she said i bet i think its about me..so ill say Richard Simmons


Why are gay people gay?

 

[Firsttime]

Why do people buy Macs?

 

[Nimloth]

why did the dinosaurs die out?