Our cat is having kittens

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CasioTech

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Originally posted by: zinfamous
Originally posted by: CasioTech
I'd like to turn all of you 'pro spay/neuter' people into dogs so I can cut your balls off and see how you like it.

can we neuter you first? just doing our part for the human species.

I can see why you would want to neuter me, you wouldn't want your children to work for my children.
 

Capt Caveman

Lifer
Jan 30, 2005
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Originally posted by: Kaervak
Cute, but get your cat spayed so this doesn't happen again. And if you do decide to give the kittens to a shelter, please be sure it's a no kill shelter.

And we already have millions of kittens/cats that are euthanized every year b/c of people like you. Thanks for adding to it.

Make sure you adopt them to people that can have pets in their households/apts(ask for a letter from landlord or see lease agreement).

Have them sign a contract that states they'll return the kitten/cat to you if they no longer are able to care for it. Also, require them to spay/neuter them.

If you're not going to spay/neuter your cats, then be responsible for their offspring.
 

Jeff7

Lifer
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Originally posted by: CasioTech
Originally posted by: zinfamous
Originally posted by: CasioTech
I'd like to turn all of you 'pro spay/neuter' people into dogs so I can cut your balls off and see how you like it.

can we neuter you first? just doing our part for the human species.

I can see why you would want to neuter me, you wouldn't want your children to work for my children.
Damn right. I don't want my kids to have to pay taxes for social services to support your children.


 

zinfamous

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Originally posted by: CasioTech
Originally posted by: zinfamous
Originally posted by: CasioTech
I'd like to turn all of you 'pro spay/neuter' people into dogs so I can cut your balls off and see how you like it.

can we neuter you first? just doing our part for the human species.

I can see why you would want to neuter me, you wouldn't want your children to work for my children.

excellent attempt at comeback. unfortunately, you fail to understand the premise of my initial jab.

you'll have to think of something better.
 

CasioTech

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Oct 1, 2000
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Originally posted by: Jeff7
Originally posted by: CasioTech
Originally posted by: zinfamous
Originally posted by: CasioTech
I'd like to turn all of you 'pro spay/neuter' people into dogs so I can cut your balls off and see how you like it.

can we neuter you first? just doing our part for the human species.

I can see why you would want to neuter me, you wouldn't want your children to work for my children.
Damn right. I don't want my kids to have to pay taxes for social services to support your children.

You mean the same way I support your family?
Don't bite the hand which feeds you.
 

Saint Nick

Lifer
Jan 21, 2005
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Originally posted by: CasioTech
Originally posted by: Jeff7
Originally posted by: CasioTech
Originally posted by: zinfamous
Originally posted by: CasioTech
I'd like to turn all of you 'pro spay/neuter' people into dogs so I can cut your balls off and see how you like it.

can we neuter you first? just doing our part for the human species.

I can see why you would want to neuter me, you wouldn't want your children to work for my children.
Damn right. I don't want my kids to have to pay taxes for social services to support your children.

You mean the same way I support your family?
Don't bite the hand which feeds you.

I'll bite your hand.
 

pstylesss

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Originally posted by: NightDarker
Originally posted by: CasioTech
Originally posted by: Jeff7
Originally posted by: CasioTech
Originally posted by: zinfamous
Originally posted by: CasioTech
I'd like to turn all of you 'pro spay/neuter' people into dogs so I can cut your balls off and see how you like it.

can we neuter you first? just doing our part for the human species.

I can see why you would want to neuter me, you wouldn't want your children to work for my children.
Damn right. I don't want my kids to have to pay taxes for social services to support your children.

You mean the same way I support your family?
Don't bite the hand which feeds you.

I'll bite your hand.

Maybe if you were neutered you wouldn't be so aggressive. ;)
 

Pacfanweb

Lifer
Jan 2, 2000
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Originally posted by: CasioTech


it kills their persona. DON"T DO IT.
Bull shit. It doesn't kill anything. Might make them a bit calmer, the males, anyway...but even that takes a few years.
We used to breed bird dogs and I've had many, many both ways...fixed and unfixed. Makes little to no difference.
 

NetGuySC

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Nov 19, 1999
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great job on spaying your pet

I wonder how many these kittens or the offsping of these kittens will be later euthanized.....
 

Jeff7

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Originally posted by: Pacfanweb
Originally posted by: CasioTech


it kills their persona. DON"T DO IT.
Bull shit. It doesn't kill anything. Might make them a bit calmer, the males, anyway...but even that takes a few years.
We used to breed bird dogs and I've had many, many both ways...fixed and unfixed. Makes little to no difference.
And hell, I think plenty of human males should be neutered. Too damn much testosterone screwing with their undisciplined minds.