Ouch!

[IronWing]

http://tucson.com/news/state-and-re...cle_a9bfc421-d578-5ee1-8aca-2564e05572e7.html

Ouch.
More commentary to follow but for now, ouch.

 

[KMFJD]

 

[rh71]

7 shots including the neck and she couldn't kill him? Sorcery.

 

[Zorba]

1) How the hell do you shoot someone 7 times from point blank range and not kill them? This is why attempted crimes should carry a heavier penalty than successful crimes, because if you suck this bad you really have no benefit to society.
2) How the hell do you get shot 7 times, and wake up thinking someone is shooting fireworks off outside? Seriously, wtf?

 

[santz]

yeah, some people would rather stay with a abusive / crazy partner than be alone.

This is one of the learn from other peoples mistakes thingy

 

[MongGrel]

1) How the hell do you shoot someone 7 times from point blank range and not kill them? This is why attempted crimes should carry a heavier penalty than successful crimes, because if you suck this bad you really have no benefit to society.
2) How the hell do you get shot 7 times, and wake up thinking someone is shooting fireworks off outside? Seriously, wtf?

I wonder if drugs may have been involved ...

 

[Zorba]

I wonder if drugs may have been involved ...

Yeah, that is what I was figuring too, but still those are some damn good drugs.

 

[MomentsofSanity]

Wanted to post image of 39 Jump Street Don't Shoot My Dicks game but I figure I'll get a ban.

Dammit.

 

[pauldun170]

7 shots including the neck and she couldn't kill him? Sorcery.

Video of boyfriend from a previous incident. His name is Borris

 

[nakedfrog]

Video of boyfriend from a previous incident. His name is Borris

Well, I was gonna find an image of Jules saying what he experienced was a bona fide miracle, but I guess this works too.

 

[IronWing]

Shot through my parts,
And you're to blame
Darlin', you give love
A bad name.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

I like how he volunteered, "I wasn't having an affair. "

 

[MrSquished]

Musta been a pellet gun

 

[highland145]

Now he has a reason for not controlling his woman. His balls and dick are in a jar under the sink.

 

[Darwin333]

7 shots including the neck and she couldn't kill him? Sorcery.

She wasn't that bad of a shot. She got him once in the dick and twice in the balls, assuming one in each...

 

[highland145]

She wasn't that bad of a shot. She got him once in the dick and twice in the balls, assuming one in each...

Could have been a 1 shot 3 kills kind of thing....

 

[Darwin333]

On the flip side, she doesn't have to worry about him cheating while she is in jail.

 

[Darwin333]

Could have been a 1 shot 3 kills kind of thing....

Possible but that article was pretty specific in saying "she shot him once in the penis and twice in the scrotum", sounds like 3 shots to me...

 

[highland145]

Possible but that article was pretty specific in saying "she shot him once in the penis and twice in the scrotum", sounds like 3 shots to me...

Makes me feel better that she didn't waste ammo....

 

[Darwin333]

Makes me feel better that she didn't waste ammo....

I hope the cops give him her gun after they are done using it for evidence because it doesn't sound like he will be doing any shooting with his gun from now on.

 

[highland145]

I hope the cops give him her gun after they are done using it for evidence because it doesn't sound like he will be doing any shooting with his gun from now on.

"Yep, this right here is the gun my wife shot my pecker off with. My balls were just collateral damage. Strange how they still itch though."

 

[Sonikku]

Psh that's nothing. I could deal with this just fine.