ouch

[AnimeKnight]

ouch :Q

 

[JetBlack69]

Another man slammed his penis in a car's door.

:Q:Q:Q

 

[imported_Tomato]

One of his patients was an 18-year-old shepherd who was in a tree watching his sheep. But alas, he fell asleep and his mind must have wandered to pretty girls. He developed an erection, fell out of the tree onto a wooden bar, and another snap occurred.

Heheheheheehehehehehe... phew... glad I'm not a guy... For some reason, that sentence struck me as funny...

 

[palad]

owowowowowowowowow


I'm going to go sit very still for a while and think of ANYTHING else. Thank you very much.

 

[CraigRT]

OMG that is so disgusting! makes me hurt just reading!!!! :Q

 

[zsouthboy]

Remind me never to have sex in a moving vehicle..

eh, not like i have much to worry about, even regular-style is doubtful for me..

in conclusion, :Q

 

[Spooner]

i'm cringing. if something like this every ACTUALLY happened to me, i think i'd just give up and die

 

[AnimeKnight]

He was reluctant to explain but finally admitted he had been masturbating vigorously when he heard a sudden snap followed by intense pain and swelling.

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[DanTMWTMP]

i better be careful killing kittens from now on....

man..i feel weak all over now...how painful >.<

 

[SickBeast]

:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

i feel like i'm going to vomit.

 

[gooseman]

LOL, that is some HARD reading!:Q

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: JetBlack69

Another man slammed his penis in a car's door.

:Q:Q:Q

Oh GOD! *whimpering* And I thought it hurt when she's on top and slips off!

 

[Loggerman]

Call me sick,but I thought these were funny.Long as it happens to some one else.......

 

[wfbberzerker]

every sentence in that article made me flinch.


did they have to use words like "snap"? good god.

 

[BennyD]

"...are told not to have an erection for several days..."

:Q

"margeret thatcher naked on a cold day"
"margeret thatcher naked on a cold day"
"margeret thatcher naked on a cold day"