ouch! way off topic...

[TAandy]

A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology when he turned to his wife and said.

"Honey, I bet you can't tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time."



She replied. "You have a bigger dick than all your mates."
:Q
:laugh:

ps, i know it's probably an old one, but i've just met it 😀

 

[petrusbroder]

ROFL!

:beer: for you! :beer:

 

[TAandy]

now that i think about it!
oops!!!
:roll::frown:

 

[waffleironhead]

Originally posted by: TAandy
A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology when he turned to his wife and said.

"Honey, I bet you can't tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time."



She replied. "You have a bigger dick than all your mates."
:Q
:laugh:

ps, i know it's probably an old one, but i've just met it 😀

Quoted in case you decide to censor yourself!

:beer:😀 nice

 

[Rudy Toody]

My 2nd ex used to tell me that!

 

[Denithor]

:laugh:

Thanks! And a happy Friday to you too!

 

[biodoc]

:laugh:

It's really funny after a couple glasses of :wine:

 

[lizardth]

So THIS is where my husband picked that up! You are a bad influence! *tsk* *tsk*

 

[petrusbroder]

LoL! And he did not wake you up for some play, Liz! (See if you can find that thread ... ) 😉

 

[Zim Hosein]

:Q

Haha! :laugh:

Cheers TAandy! :beer:

 

[Evadman]

That is very inappropriate to post in DC. It needs a sticky.

 

[bryanW1995]

pity bump for you poor saps, my wife would NEVER say that to me!

 

[Alyx]

Originally posted by: Evadman
That is very inappropriate to post in DC. It needs a sticky.

+1

 

[Assimilator1]

Lol, good one Andy 🙂, although I got it in an email a little while back 😉.

 

[m1ldslide1]

Originally posted by: bryanW1995
pity bump for you poor saps, my wife would NEVER say that to me!

:laugh: at the possible reasons why. 😉