"Ouch" --or-- How -not- to spend your Sunday

Hossenfeffer

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<< *man reaching back: "Yup, thats a horn is my ass" >>



<< man: so...? is it? is it a lump?
bull: it's a peanut.
man: whew... you're the best, man.
>>



<< -For the rest of his life, Herve would break down and cry whenever anyone accused him of being "horny". >>

 

bootymac

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my crappy haiku about this in the man's POV

big horn up my butt
big black bull is too horny
owee owee ow
 

Poncherelli

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damn ulfwad, what i was really hoping no one would say.... btw, anyone heard that new stephen lynch song about gerbils up butts? its damn funny
 

yakko

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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is so damn funny.
 

spanky

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i wonder if the shock and embarassment of the situation took precedence over the pain?
 

Hossenfeffer

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<< i wonder if the shock and embarassment of the situation took precedence over the pain? >>



Yeah, the guy's lying there thinking "Act like nothing happened, act like nothing happened...."