OT: Predictions for April 1st??? (April Fools Day)

[Wiz]

Will Seti Classic finally come to an end?

Will intelligent life be found on other planets?

Will intelligent life be found on our planet?

Please post your pre April Fools predictions here!

 

[kamper]

They will tell us that the retirement of seti classic is postponed for at least another 2 months.


But they won't be joking.

 

[Wolfsraider]

Nope its official... Seti Classic ends tommorow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

See the link Here

Oh you wanted predictions

sorry

My bad

Mike

 

[lobadobadingdong]

likley, but not on april 1st.

eventually

negatory

april fools day will be the 1st day of april

 

[lane42]

I think well hear something tomorrow or monday. imo, classic will end in about 2 weeks

 

[BlackMountainCow]

Tom's Harware is gonna publish an article that behind closed doors AMD and Intel have agreed to merge into AM-tel and thus gonna rulse the world, if the Supreme Court, Bush and Michael Jackson don't have any objections.

 

[GeoffS]

Bill Gates isn't really Bill Gates... he's Donny Osmond!

 

[Rattledagger]

Arecibo is flooded and will be offline for a year.

Berkeley reports "classic" really ended when the BOINC-version was released, meaning any credits gotten later in "classic" will be removed.

Climate@home is launched after being funded by oil companies.

Distributed Folding starts up again.

Einstein@home reports a gravitational hole is detected at the White House.

Folding@home starts alpha-testing a BOINC-version.

George W. Bush is killed by aliens.

Hollywood secretly buys BURP to do all future rendering in films.

Intel detects a serious bug in hyperthreading, all customers will get free dual-core cpu when launched later this year.

Jeff Cobb shuts down the "classic" SETI@home-servers later today.

Korpela detects a serious bug in the "classic" seti-client, meaning all results crunched by this must be re-crunched.

LHC@home is revealed to hurt computers when any of the particles is lost during the simulation.

Microsoft releases a new, bug-free and with no security/virus-risks version of their web/mail/news-programs.

New seti-users can't join "classic" any longer, must use the BOINC-version instead.

Official end-date for shutting down SETI@home "classic" is revealed.

Purging of cheaters in seti@home "classic" leads Team Anandtech to 1st place.

Queue-operators can at last take a well-deserved break from constantly having to monitor SetiQueue. :wine:

RIAA presses charges against over 5 million SETI@home-users, claiming they've downloaded copyrighted music from servers located at Berkeley.

SETI@home starts distributing wu from Parkes in Australia.

Team Anandtech drops to #100 in SETI@home "classic" due to last-minute team-jumpers.

UD/grid.org announces a cure for cancer has been found by the "think"-application.

Very late to try thinking about anything to post for every letter in this message... :clock:

Werthimer is revealed to be an alien lost in space, and is using SETI@home to try finding his way back home.

XP64 is released, free of charge, to all users that is currently running a linux-distribution on their x64-system.

Yes, this is an off-topic post. :beer:

Zzzzz :moon:

 

[wischeez]

Originally posted by: Rattledagger
Arecibo is flooded and will be offline for a year.

Berkeley reports "classic" really ended when the BOINC-version was released, meaning any credits gotten later in "classic" will be removed.

Climate@home is launched after being funded by oil companies.

Distributed Folding starts up again.

Einstein@home reports a gravitational hole is detected at the White House.

Folding@home starts alpha-testing a BOINC-version.

George W. Bush is killed by aliens.

Hollywood secretly buys BURP to do all future rendering in films.

Intel detects a serious bug in hyperthreading, all customers will get free dual-core cpu when launched later this year.

Jeff Cobb shuts down the "classic" SETI@home-servers later today.

Korpela detects a serious bug in the "classic" seti-client, meaning all results crunched by this must be re-crunched.

LHC@home is revealed to hurt computers when any of the particles is lost during the simulation.

Microsoft releases a new, bug-free and with no security/virus-risks version of their web/mail/news-programs.

New seti-users can't join "classic" any longer, must use the BOINC-version instead.

Official end-date for shutting down SETI@home "classic" is revealed.

Purging of cheaters in seti@home "classic" leads Team Anandtech to 1st place.

Queue-operators can at last take a well-deserved break from constantly having to monitor SetiQueue. :wine:

RIAA presses charges against over 5 million SETI@home-users, claiming they've downloaded copyrighted music from servers located at Berkeley.

SETI@home starts distributing wu from Parkes in Australia.

Team Anandtech drops to #100 in SETI@home "classic" due to last-minute team-jumpers.

UD/grid.org announces a cure for cancer has been found by the "think"-application.

Very late to try thinking about anything to post for every letter in this message... :clock:

Werthimer is revealed to be an alien lost in space, and is using SETI@home to try finding his way back home.

XP64 is released, free of charge, to all users that is currently running a linux-distribution on their x64-system.

Yes, this is an off-topic post. :beer:

Zzzzz :moon:

I like some of your predictions....:beer:

 

[wischeez]

Originally posted by: GeoffS
Bill Gates isn't really Bill Gates... he's an Alien impersonating Donny Osmond!

Fixed

 

[ssvegeta1010]

I will produce 100P in SoB.
And I will start SETI BOINC and discover over 9 billion separate alien species.

 

[RaySun2Be]

Einstein@home reports a gravitational hole is detected at the White House.

ROLF!

Purging of cheaters in seti@home "classic" leads Team Anandtech to 1st place.

/me likey, /me likey very much!

 

[kamper]

Originally posted by: ssvegeta1010
I will produce 100P in SoB.
And I will start SETI BOINC and discover over 9 billion separate alien species.

That's a good one. The seti folks should report that they've found alien life

 

[JWMiddleton]

Originally posted by: kamper

Originally posted by: ssvegeta1010
I will produce 100P in SoB.
And I will start SETI BOINC and discover over 9 billion separate alien species.

That's a good one. The seti folks should report that they've found alien life

It would be funny to have Dr. Anderson put out a press release saying we have made contact with an alien civilization. Then a few hours later follow up with the April Fool's Day Press Release!

 

[BlackMountainCow]

Hehe!

http://www.tomshardware.com/column/20050401/index.html

 

[Ken g6]

LHC@home is revealed to hurt computers when any of the particles is lost during the simulation.

ROFL!!!

Similar problems discovered today with the DPAD client.

Computers running DHEP reported to be growing legs, and some are even said to be "running"!

Find-a-Drug users found to be addicted to the program.

Oh, wait, that last one's true! :Q

 

[amdxborg]

lol Cool stuf!!! :beer:

 

[Wiz]

Did you guys see this one - the main page for it has been removed but I found this one still up:

http://www.google.com/googlegulp/product_line.html